New Page 3 Busty babe Poppy Rivers will surely make you go pop in your pants with her amazing big natural titties that if motorboated, they may smother you to death. Death by big ol’ titties, that’s how I want to go down.
Archive for March, 2009
Shenea Grimes and Jessica Lowndes Bikini it Up
New but not improved 90210 stars Shenea Grimes and Jessica Lowndes go to the beach in bikinis and utterly disappoint me. I mean just look at their bodies, It’s like staring at a flat piece of wood. These two girls have no curves, no ass, no nothing. They’re boring. But hey, it is a couple of semi-celebs in bikinis. That’s pretty much it.
Britney Spears’ Pussy was Hanging Out
Britney Spears announce to her audience members that her floppy pussy was hanging out during a concert in Tampa Florida after her set… because her mic was still on and she’s brain dead. Since I don’t have a shot of her gnarly roast beef, here’s some bikini pictures of her pool side in Miami yesterday instead. Not as tight as I previously thought, I’m confused.
Dominique Le Toullec is Thirsty
Dominique Le Toullec is one thirsty babe, look at the poor thing trying to drink a cold refreshing glass of milky white milk and spilling it all over her tight glistening body. She must be hungry too because she’s deep throating a banana to get some food in her belly quick. Someone feed this girl! [insert penis joke here]
Kat Von D’s Tittie Almost Pops Out
Tattoo artist Kat Von D you may know from the shows Miami Ink and L.A. Ink wrote a book titled High Voltage Tattoo with her right tittie. She decided to dress down like a starving hobo to the book signing at Philadelphia Borders Saturday with about 2lbs of caked on make-up and a tattered cloth that was once a shirt. I’d still hit it.
Spring Break Stripping Game part2
Nothing like a little motivation for some hot college coed sluts with drunken whore dancing, same-sex make out sessions showing their tits and playing whore games. It’s Spring break here in my neck of the woods so gear up sexy whoredom mama will disown you for!
Heidi Klum’s MILF Underboobage
Supermodel Mom Heidi Klum showed off her perfect milf tits for TV Digital magazine with the lovely milky jugs plopping down from her shirt. I’m telling you, there’s nothing sexier than underboobage, Cleavage is a thing of the past… plus underboob is not only rare to see but it identifies how much boob can fit in your hand, Scientifically proven.









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