Meet Ashley, she’s a contestant for the Hooters bikini contest. She’s a Libra, loves Rocky Road ice cream and reading men’s minds. Not only is she bat shit crazy (most women are) but she really likes to get Donkey Punched! I see a winner!
Archive for February, 2009
Aubrey O’Day Airbrushed and Naked in Playboy
Monday, February 16th, 2009 | No Comments
Sleazy Aubrey O’Day massively airbrushed and photoshopped to resemble a wax figure posed nude in Playboy magazine with a weird beige hue to her. I’m just surprised her lesbian mate, Ginger didn’t pose with her.
Lady Gaga’s Poker Face Video
Sunday, February 15th, 2009 | No Comments
- Incredibly bad (EpicBill)
- Lindsay Price is a babe (Celebridiot)
- Jennifer Love Hewitt may be hot again (FListed)
- Brittany Daniel is a babe (DirtyRottenWhore)
- Bangin’ Bodies (MyCams)
- Mirror boobs are hot (TimeKiller)
- Alba and the Freaky baby (Magamba)
- Barbara Meier sexy boob slip (RichandBrainless)
- Suck it (LocalHotties)
Scarlett Johansson is Overrated
Sunday, February 15th, 2009 | 2 Comments
Little Miss Scarlett Johansson, or should I say Mrs? Scarlett is way overrated and I’m tired of her stupid prude pictures. I do think she’s hot but she’s a major tease and I hate being teased. Scarlett keeps her big natural boobs and bangin’ curvaceous figure all to herself, it’s about time that she does a nude pictorial before I start rioting. Don’t test me, I will do it.
Doutzen Kroes Ass Popping Dress
Sunday, February 15th, 2009 | 2 Comments
Doutzen Kroes wore an ass popping tight dress at the Victoria’s Secret ‘What is Sexy?’ Celebration in NYC and if I might say, her ass is looking mighty fine. She’s pretty much making up for the small titties and she’s doing a great job at that. You get an A++ for picking out that dress Doutzen, keep up the great work.
Olga Kurylenko is a Sexy Secret Agent
Sunday, February 15th, 2009 | No Comments
I can tell you right now if I was suddenly attacked by a secret agent as sexy as Olga Kurylenko, I’d definitely put up a fight but cop major feels in the midst of my body taking a beat down. My body can handle it… only if it was Olga in a skin tight golden jump suit rubbing her awesome body all over my while breaking my bones. That’s painfully hot.
Jessica Simpson’s Boobs are Bigger
Sunday, February 15th, 2009 | No Comments
Although Jessica Simpson has been publicly criticized for getting fat and I’m not going to deny that but people forget that once a chick puts on a few pounds, the titties get bigger. In this case, bigger is better. I’m diggin’ her big fat titties and she wears them well. Do I want to see her naked? No, topless? Hell yes!
Happy Valentines Day E-Card
Saturday, February 14th, 2009 | 1 Comment
- Cameron Richardson is teh sex (EpicBull)
- 2 Girls 1 Cup Anime (Magamba)
- Lily Allen’s third nipple (FListed)
- Halle Berry is so sexy (Celebridiot)
- Aubrey O’Day is whoring herself (DirtyRottenWhore)
- Hot sluts (LiveJasmin)
- Let the Boobs hang out (TimeKiller)
- This is some fucked up shit (HollywoodRag)
- Wet and ready to score (LocalHotties)
All the Models of Sports Illustrated Party at LAX
Saturday, February 14th, 2009 | No Comments
On this fine Valentines Day morning we’ve got all the sexy bikini babes of Sports Illustrated who partied it up Thursday night at LAX nightclub in the Luxor Casino in Las Vegas. It’s a little different seeing the chicks who were either topless or in a bikini rolling around the sandy floor all dressed up but some are just so damn bangin’ hot, it doesn’t really matter what they wear or not wear. We’ve Got Tori Praver, Melissa Haro, Lucia Dvorska, Jessica White, Kim Cloutier (who wore a blue potato sack), Cinthia Dicker, Jarah Mariano, Brooklyn Decker, Irina Sheik, Hilary Rhoda and of course Bar Rafaeli’s fine ass.
Which ass would you bang on Valentines Day?
Bar Rafaeli Bikini Hotness
Saturday, February 14th, 2009 | No Comments
Bar Rafaeli is hot shit right now and these new bikini pictures are making my Valentines Day bonerific. If I had a boner… if I had a penis. Thanks to photographer Eyal Nevo, he captured such sexy shots of Bar making her totally worthy of all her success of being the chosen one for the Sports Illustrated cover. Bar, would you be my Valentine?
Your New Secret Girlfriend has Arrived
World's Hottest Women ?
Why I Watched The Golden Globes
Why College Beach Volleyball Will Rule
What If Celebrities Were Fat
Topless Pics of Imogen Thomas and More
Tiger Woods’ POA Hit The Beach
The Girls Of Front Magazine
