Lily Allen is a freak, but not a hot sexy freak you’d like to bang in front of your friends while live web camming the experience. I’m talking about a crazy circus freak, no doubt Lily is hot but she seems like the type of chick that will turn on you during oral and bite off your cock off, She’ll laugh hysterically about it all the way home. True Story.
Former pop singer Natalie Imbruglia steps out of her vehicle at the BRIT 2009 Awards wide legged flashing her once relevant snatch to paparazzi, she’s totally wearing a see through panty so that oughta keep her in the lime light for about a day or two.
Zoo magazine introduces a new busty UK model Sammie Pennington and her 32E big natural titties. To be completely honest with you, I saved and added photos of Sammie’s topless Zoo spread to this site and I still can’t tell you what color her eyes are or if she’s even hot. When it comes to gorgeous tits like hers, nothing else really matters. Happy Monday.
Hello, Sasha Grey. This is by far the hottest piece of teen ass in the pron industry. Sasha Grey started doing porn at the tender age of 18 (soon after her 18th birthday) and this bitch is hardcore, she’ll fuck anything anywhere in her little body. She’s even into some crazy S&M shit, check out her tight little body.
Nadine Coyle gave us a little peek at her panties while leaving the BRIT Awards after party drunken and sadly the panties were far from see through. Why can’t the hot babes pull a Britney spears and flash their soul through the vagina? It’s just a cruel world.
Kate Moss and her sugar nipples are scrumptious in the February 2009 issue of The New Yorker magazine, I’m digging the see through panties too. I know Kate Moss is getting older and she has been touched up quite a bit for this photo spread but I’ve always been into her since I was a little girl. She helped me identify my bi-sexuality. I love you Kate, always and forever.
Olivia Munn posted some hot pictures of her posing semi-topless during a photo shoot on her website teasing dweebs across the globe with her hot body. Olivia is such a sexy babe, I’m a chick and she’s giving me blue balls… blue ovaries?
Bianca Gascoigne is falling on her face drunk during a photoshoot at the beach, she’s so wasted she fell on her face and didn’t make a peep. This chick is hardcore, it’s probably before noontime and she’s fucking wasted.
Hollywood’s most photographed hooker Shauna Sand picks up her cum stained clothes at the dry cleaners dressed like she just left the morning shift at the slithering clam strip club. I’m curious why paparazzi waste their time snapping pictures of her every time she leaves the house. Bitch is gnarlier than a Hep C ridden pole shoved up my ass.
This is by far the lamest leather dress I’ve ever seen on a hot celebrity in my entire career, it looks as if Kate Beckinsale saw some cheap ass garbage bag and wrapped it over her body with a belt. Don’t even get me started on her bangs, I hate bangs on hot chicks. She’s lucky she’s a babe and can semi-pull off wearing a shitastic outfit.
Media whore of all whores Aubrey O’Day is just as annoying hearing her screeching voive babble bullshit than watching her puckering her herpes lips. That poor dog Ginger probably has three STD’s from Aubrey’s crusty lips slobbering all over her, you can tell that dog hates her life.
Jennifer Ellison has the pokies at an underground event – Dirty Rotten Whore
Jessica Simpson is taking on some weight, but the rack is just getting better and better – True Scandals
Hot 18 year olds taking crazy drunk pictures HOT – Magamba
Nude for their boyfriends, nude for all, we all win – Time Killer
Beyonce rocking the short shorts, looking not bad at all – Celebrity Odor
Katy Perry’s Ass in Spandex – FListed
Some Asian Nerd Has a Lucky Day, Gets Real Lucky – MuchoSucko
Megan Fox Spreads ‘Em
Cheryl Burke In Her See Through Shirt
My New Favorite Sport
Joanna Krupa Gets Nude For Playboy
More Rihanna Nipple Fun
Hilary Duff And Jessica Szohr Lesbian Kiss