I love the mysteriousness of this photoshoot by Ellen Von Unworth for Vs magazine, Emma Watson looks like a freaky little girl who has a troubled past who takes it out on her sexuality. I dig messed up crazy girls, they have more fun. Most of the times. Not when you wake up to a pillow on your face or question the meatloaf because you see an ammonia bottle on the kitchen counter but when it comes to sexy time, it’s all worth it.
Kim Kardashian’s crazy curves showed up at the Leather and Lace Celebration in Tampa in a ultra tight, ultra hot strapless dress. She’s such a babe, if she wasn’t a retard, I’d be obsessed with her as I am with Dita Von Teese but the sound of Kim’s voice and the shit that comes out of it make me want to smack her. I’ll just stick to looking at her bangin’ curves… bitch is hot.
Jenny McCarthy’s cleavage at the 6th Annual Leather and Lace Celebration in Tampa looking hotter than ever. What’s a little MILFyness on Super Bowl Sunday, got a beer in one head and a sexy hot mom to stare at on the internets. Life is great! Happy Sunday people and don’t get too wasted during the Super Bowl or you’ll be owing your left testicle by the end of the night.
My favorite lady in Hollywood is Dita Von Teese and when I find fresh new images of her on the internets I have got to post them. Dita performed at the Crazy Horse in France last week and I’d probably give my left arm (because I’m right handed) to see her live performance.
I’d die, I hate teasing. I’m a straight up ‘I come here to get what I want’ kinda girl so my head would probably explode if I see Dita in the flesh. I wouldn’t just ‘ hit it’ It’s probably illegal in some states for the things I’d want to do to Dita.
The ever-so-lovely Joanna Krupa brought along her hot sister Marta Krupa for a little sister hot bikini action in Ralph magazine looking super hot. I get why people dig hot sisters rubbing up against each other because indeed it’s hot, but it’s not a clone of a hot babe. They’re sisters and to me, that’s just wrong. I’d never rub up against my sister, then again my sisters an amazon woman like Khloe Kardashian, so never mind that shit.
Fug face Lady Gaga dressed herself in a vinyl bra and skirt to go clubbing in London that worms can’t even crawl in, this chick is so weird and I kinda like it if she wasn’t such a tool. Lady Gaga defends her outrageous wardrobe(s):
A girl’s got to use what she’s given and I’m not going to make a guy drool the way a Britney video does. So I take it to extremes. I don’t say I dress sexily on stage – what I do is so extreme. It’s meant to make guys think: ‘I don’t know if this is sexy or just weird
Extremes is one way to put it, outright hideous is another way but I sort a dig a chick who’s different from the bubble gum pop tart like Parasite Hilton. Although Lady Gaga is the same Hollywood hand bag type, she sorta reminds me of Dita Von Teese,[emphasis on the sort a] so I’ll be nice. For now.
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