Jamie Pressly has always had a fine body but this is amazingly fine. Her hard body makes me fantasize about oil wrestling her in a kiddie pool but sadly, she’d probably kick my Latina ass because she works out and I’m a total internet nerd. I have no strength but getting beat up by Jamie could turn me on, you never know. I’m a complete weirdo when it comes to sexuality.
Newly brunette Scarlett Johansson showed up for the premiere of her shitty romance comedy He’s Just not That into You sporting a new hair color that truly brings out the sexy in her. I’m digging the darker color, blondes are so over rated. I think she should keep the color from now on and I really think she should look me up for a ‘play date’ with my vagina.
Big bubbly Argentinian booty to end the picture posts, Jesica Cirio’s got back and doesn’t mind showing it in Hombre magazine. She’s thonglicious, I’m not an ass person but good lord this ass is scrumptious. I eat it morning noon and night. Seriously, I would. You can’t find these types of chicks in America, the finest asses come straight out of Latin countries or Brazil. Hands down, Brazil is the place to go if you are looking for some crazy ass. All hail Brazil.
The Pussycat Whores dressed in their tightest corsets and vinyl gear any whore would wear, not for nothing though, look at the blondes abs of steel. Holy shit that girl is buff. Anyway, these lovely pop tarts performed at the 2009 NRJ Music Awards and even managed to walk out with an award. I wouldn’t give them an award for their music, their music sucks ass. However, I would give them 10 awards for their awesome outfits, I’m obsessed with vinyl gear and corsets.
I haven’t posted much lately of our favorite Asian skank-ho Tila Tequila, although scientists say you can’t contract STD’s over the internets but it’s better to be safe than sorry or itchy or burning when you pee. That’ll ruin your day.
Hugh Hefner’s new teen girlfriends Karissa and Karina Shannon really love them some body paint, if I had little tits like those two girls I’d be topless more often, damn you DD’s. Enough about my tits, the Shannon twins are some slutty ass chicks for dating an 80+ yr old man, that’s just so damn gross. I’m sure it’s all a publicity stunt on his behalf but still, these money grubbing hookers may actually have to do sexual favors for old man Hugh. Vomit.
When you mix sexy hot chick with a bangin’ body and a good set of brains in her head, you get Olivia Munn in a sexy French Maid outfit diving into a tank of white creamy pie of goodness on G4 TV. I love this chick, she’s close to perfect.
Lady Gaga has a crystal tumor protruding from her torso as it seems, her fashion taste just gets weirder and weirder. I imagine we’ll be seeing a nipple slip and/or vag lip soon from the looks of her style. Clothing can only hold up so much skin before it just says ‘fuck it’ and her vagina sinks out.
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