Chinese beauty Zhang Ziyi is picture perfect for some photoshoot but sadly, the only image of Zhang in my head is the butt munching pictures from her boyfriend at the beach. A very hot image. I’ll just leave it at that, I’ll keep that lovely topless butt munching image in our heads.
Ok Well Katie Holmes is looking more like Katie Holmes, the chick we all know from before Tom Cruise’s crazy mind powers took over and made her spawn his seed. Katie was always so damn hot until she married that turd. Her new Miu Miu ad brought out the hotness, but it won’t last, she’ll destroy that image the next time we see her candid shots with her brain washed persona. I hate Tom Cruise.
Any reason to post pictures of Eliza Dushku is fine. Posting topless promo pictures from the Dollhouse series is priceless. Eliza is a babe, a professional babe with an awesome body. It’s a cold frozen day, lets’ heat it up with some hot nudie Eliza Dushku. The End.
Australian model Cheyenne Tozzi looks crazy hot in a bikini but she lost some points for dating d-bag Brandon Davis, Parasite Hiltron’s rich greasy friend. At least Cheyenne used her brain and is no longer dating that douche so right there I’ll give her a bonus point but the next time I see candid photos, I want to see a nipple. Oh wait-I spy a slippery nipple…
Playboy Playmate Sara Jean Underwood posed for Guitar World magazine for some reason because it’s not like she can play the instrument. It would be awesome if hot chicks like her could actually pick up an instrument and go all Santana on your ass but sadly, girls like Sara are nothing but hot bikini bodies with a pretty face. I’ll settle for that.
Meet 28 year old Brazilian model/actress Sheyla Hershey, she broke the record for having the largest breasts in the world with a 38KKK bust. Those are some racist tits this chick has. Her 38KKK titties must be crazy rough to go swimming in, shopping for bras, hugging a baby without suffocating them or attempting to do jumping jacks without punching her face in. Good luck with those giant useless tits Sheyla, I want nothing to do with them.
Another babe came out for that shitty romance shit movie premiere He’s Just Not That Into You, Jennifer Connelly and her grandmothers green sequenced dress from 1982 showing off her hot legs. If you ditch the dress, she’d look perfect but sadly, some chicks just don’t have good taste in clothing. Everyone is commenting on how thin Jennifer is but I think she looks good so I’ll end this post by saying: I’d hit it, thrice! In a row.
This hottie with a bangin’ body Cameron Richardson is totally under rated and should replace most of the over rated assholes in Hollywood like, for example, Kristen Dunst. Why is she even famous at this point? Yes, Interview with a Vampire was priceless but come on, she sucks donkey butt and look at her face, she’s a mutant. Wouldn’t it have been easier on the eyes to have Cameron as Mary Jane in the Spider Man trilogy, rather than dental catastrophe Kristen? Sorry Kristen but Cameron can flick my bean anytime.
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