Red head funny girl Isla Fisher walk down the red carpet with a short dress showing off her smooth long legs at the premiere of her new chick flick Confessions of A Shopaholic. It’ll be craptastic, hopefully your girl won’t drag you to see the movie on Valentines Day because girls feel the need to hog that holiday for themselves making dudes put up with showering them with chocolate, flowers that will die and expensive jewelry. I am a chick. My husband and I do not celebrate V-Day. We rebel!
A little Gisele Bundchen for this crappy Sunday hang over is what I really need but I’m sharing her awesome Elle photoshoot with you because my mother always taught me to share. Although my mother is same person who has no idea what states border Florida or why permanent hair color says it’s permanent but every month she has to apply it to her roots. Hair growth, it’s astonishing! Sharing is about the only thing that made sense growing up with that woman.
I can honestly tell you I don’t know much about Christina Hendricks but the obvious, her tits are amazingly awesome to stare at. Her cleavage starts from under her chin it’s so awesome. I know she’s an actress but damn, girl needs to find her calling in topless pictorials… or pr0n.
Victoria’s Secret super babe and the girl of many peoples dreams Doutzen Kroes did a very sexy photoshoot for Harpers Bazaar magazine with a just-as-hot chiseled ab male model. I’ll wrap them both in whole wheat bread with ranch dressing and eat them alive. Although I’m a vegetarian, I will become cannibalistic when two pieces of sweet asses are presented in front of me.
Here are some topless body paint chicks from Playboys Super Bowl party at the mansion with tits of all shapes and sizes painted but with a clear visual of nipples. I don’t even care how busted up ugly some of these chicks are, some truly crossed the line of ugly and should have never been allowed to set foot at the party but their titties are hanging out so I’ll let it pass. Happy tittie Saturday!
I have never in my celeb blog years posted and written about Liv Tyler because she’s just sexy anymore, but I have to admit, she looks awesomely fine photoshopped and smoothed out in Wonderland Magazine. She must of hired the same magician who touches up Britney Spears for her photoshoots. Good job, who ever that wizard is, he/she’s making the has-been celebs look moderately attractive again.
Happy Friday people, once again. Emily Scott says have a good Friday staring at her perfect cleavagey awesomeness from ZOO magazine. If only Emily was drinking a nice cold tall glass of Guinness in one hand and a nicely rolled joint of ‘kind’ in the other hand topless in baby oil, my pants would explode. Seriously.
Lady Gaga gets kinky during a live performance at the KOKO club in London with her crotch and a back up dancer who never saw it coming. Surprise attacks from hotties like Jessica Alba are always welcome, Lady Gaga? Not so much. Bitch is scary.Although I dig the keyboard stand of hot men…
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