California girl Tori Praver stripped off her itchy bikini top in most of the photo shoot for Sports Illustrated to show off her perfect little body. Tori looks as if she’s 7 ft tall with mile long legs, this chick could wrap her legs around me like a boa constrictor. I’m referencing another snake because, well it turns me on and to think I can get crushed to death by a super babe such as Tori, it would be my ideal death. Could you imagine picking up the paper and reading a headline that said ‘Computer chick crushed to death by hot supermodel legs’? That’s hot. Not so much the death part but you get my drift.
Archive for February, 2009
Lucia Dvorska Loves Goats in a Bikini
Slovakian supermodel Lucia Dvorska graces Sports Illustrated in a tiny bikini holding a baby goat to spice things up for the photo shoot and It’s not working for me. Mammals don’t really do it for me, I’m more of a reptile chick. If Lucia was holding an Albino Burmese python posing topless rolling around the dirt in front of me with her tight little body, I’d probably choke on my chocolate milk and die.
Soccer is a Serious Sport
- Salma Hayek is better than Angelina Jolie (EpicBull)
- Cuba Gooding Jr checks out a babe (Magamba)
- Beckham blows a wad (Celebridiot)
- Nice Boobs Charity Hodges (FListed)
- Willa Ford whores it up (DirtyRottenWhore)
- Thug pirate? (DoubleViking)
- Teen whores Cam it up (LiveJasmin)
- Boob boxing? (TimeKiller)
- Oiled up and ready to go (LocalHotties)
- Keeley Hazell’s tits never get old (RichandBrainless)
Rachel Stevens Maxim hotness
Babelicious Rachel Stevens posed in her most sexy lingerie for Maxim magazine wearing her ‘I want to play’ face and I’m ready to play with her, after I’m done with the other honeys. Wait in line Rachel but don’t you worry, I still have enough time and stamina for you.
Jessica Gomes Spices up Sports Illustrated
Our favorite Singaporean-Chinese Portuguese heritage Australian model Jessica Gomes spiced up Sports Illustrated with a mouthful of ethnicity. I’m loving the 2009 Sports Illustrated issue with so many babes in bikini’s, I can’t decide who’s the hottest. So I choose all of them. I will not pick favorites, I have enough lovin’ to pass around to all the babes.
Danica Patrick SI Sexiness
Danica Patrick puts on her sexiest bikinis to pose for Sport Illustrated magazine and she does a great job turning me on this fine crisp morning. I love her body, not too thin but not too thick. She’s just perfect for a little one on one in the kiddie pool of chocolate pudding. Yes Danica, just a little you and me time rolling around in choco-goodness.
Foxes Jumping on a Trampoline? Sure why not.
- Top 10 TV Shows of 2008 (EpicBull)
- Stormy Daniels is running for Senate (Flisted)
- Bar Rafaeli is such a babe (Celebridiot)
- Dakota Brookes is a hooker (DirtyRottenWhores)
- I like easy babe (LocalHotties)
- Is She for real? (Magamba)
- The biggest boobs on the internet (TimeKiller)
- Is that Jesus? (DoubleViking)
- Hot buns (LiveJasmin)
- Louise Porter topless (RichandBrainless)
Olga Kurylenko’s Great Underboobs
Elle magazine is on a roll! Olga Kurylenko went topless for Elle France showing off majorly awesome underboobage, possibly the best I’ve seen in a while. Today must be my birthday or something because my posts are chalk full of delicious babes showing their delicious bodies. Olga doesn’t seem to mind stripping off her clothes and that just makes me like her that much more. Bitch is damn fine, at this point I don’t even care if she can’t act or tries to record a music album and fails at it like Scarlett Johansson. Scarlett ain’t got shit on Olga, hands down.









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