Cute Amanda Bynes has some killer legs as she struts her little body down the catwalk for the Heart Truth Red Dress Collection 2009 Fashion show. Among other celebrities trying to do the same thing in their hideous red gowns, Amanda stuck out with her sweet legs and cute tight dress. Amanda has come a long way to look hot and I’m oh-so-glad.
Bikini Girl Katrina Darrell was a contestant on American Idol who failed at impressing the judges since it’s a singing show, not who looks hot in a bikini. No, Katrina isn’t modeling for a bikini photoshoot, she’s trying to hold on to her 15 minutes of fame by whoring out her body.
Sexy Eliza Dushku dresses down for Maxim magazine making my Friday so much more awesome that it was projected to be. Eliza can do no wrong in my eyes because her sex appeal is so overwhelming. This bitch better not ever get pregnant and ruin that sex appeal or I’m marching straight from my North Florida home office to where ever she lives (assuming all celebrities live in Hollywood) and slap her. Hard.
Our favorite model to obsess over Miranda Kerr was all smiles and kisses at the David Jones Autumn/Winter 2009 Season launch wearing a cute little dress I wish was laying on the floor by my bed. I let her wrap her mile long legs around my face until I pass out cold. Just for a round two. I’m hardcore.
Heidi Klum’s pale ass is stark naked in GQ Germany and as much as I truly love Victoria’s Secret supermodels because i truly do love them all, I’d rather see anyone of the other tight younger ones naked rather than Heidi. Hell yes, I’ll settle for any naked model but if I had a choice, she wouldn’t be it. What the hell am I even saying, I’d totally hit it… with Seal included.
This Hawaiian beauty is the last of the bikinis babes of the 2009 Sports Illustrated explosion of hotness. Jarah Mariano is just the right touch to end the cycle because she’s like a goddess. I’m not saying the other babes are less hot but just take a good look at this babe we call Jarah. She’s like a god…dess.
I would of rather seen Minka Kelly in a crazy hot bikini for Sports Illustrated but I’ll settle for a few cleavagey tight black dress shots she took during a JC Penny red carpet shot. Minka is a total babe and she can pretty much dress up in grandma’s dusty old drapes and still manage to turn me on. Could you imagine Minka in a sexy school girl outfit sucking a lolli? The thought of it is giving me an anxiety attack… lame, yes.
After an overload of Sports Illustrated babes in tiny bikini’s or freakin’ topless, it’s nice to see a little mocha in the mix of white girls, Jessica White and her bangin’ body is a nice end to this avalanche of sexiness. I just want to take this moment and thank all who made this crazy hot photoshoot possible. Also, if any girl out there wants a little girl on girl action with a nerd, call me.
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