- Madonna is Auctioning off her vagina (FListed)
- Audrina Patridge is a babe no matter what she wears (Celebridiot)
- Look what I found (Magamba)
- Crazy hot, crazy horny (LiveJasmin)
- Gotta love Jerry Springer uncut (TimeKiller)
- Hot MySpace whore Tamara (DirtyRottenWhore)
- Greedy beer hog (DoubleViking)
- Boy Georges dreams come true, jailed for 15 months (Yeeeah!)
- I lobe me some titties (LocalHotties)
Archive for January, 2009
True Love
Saturday, January 17th, 2009 | No Comments
Lauren Budd has a Perfect Bikini Body
Saturday, January 17th, 2009 | No Comments
You may not know who Lauren Budd is and neither do I but who freakin’ cares, she’s got a bangin’ bikini body. Bikini’s were invented for babes like her. Lauren’s in Barbados with her boyfriend David Williams which I purposely left out because you would be very disappointed in her. So just look at her awesome body in ignorance and bliss!
Salma Hayek is Healthy
Saturday, January 17th, 2009 | No Comments
Salma Hayek and her beautiful boobs went to the National Board of Review Awards wearing a nice boobyful dress. I think it’s safe to say Salma’s tits should get many, many awards because even after a baby suck on them for months, they still look fluffy and perfect.
Brooke Hogan Doesn’t Wear a Bra
Saturday, January 17th, 2009 | No Comments
Blonde 10 ft tall amazon woman Brooke Hogan took her fake braless tits out shopping in Miami with girls she paid to be her ‘friends’. I hate it that she’s poisoning my home town with her giant amazonian feet. I’m actually back home for the weekend, maybe I’ll bump into her or get trampled by her enormous tender feet.
It’s not likely, I steer away from South Beach… you’ll understand if you’ve lived/vacationed there when you’re are stuck in an hour and a half traffic jam just to go down the block. Trust me, I was raised here and spent many of my youth paying homeless dudes to buy me quarts of beer on the strip. There is alot of babes though…
Brittany Flickinger is Paris Hilton’s BFF
Saturday, January 17th, 2009 | No Comments
Brittany Flickinger won a reality show contest to be Paris Hilton’s BFF, now that I told you all how pathetic and lame she came about to be famous, Why are the paparazzi wasting time and camera memory on this d-bag? She’s not even hot. She looks like a MySpace whore who takes dozens of pictures in front of the mirror in her panties. Ok that’s kinda hot.
New Dragonball Evolution trailer
Friday, January 16th, 2009 | No Comments
- Jessica Biels delicious Ass (CelebPictorials)
- US Air Flight 1549 Lands in the Hudson River, Everyone Survived (Celebridiot)
- Lindsay Lohan is on drugs and still licking clam (FListed)
- Love you long time (DirtyRottenWhore)
- Wow, this is hot (LocalHotties)
- Cheerleader Asses (TimeKiller)
- I take it he’s an ass man (DoubleViking)
- School of Whores (Magamba)
- Break me off a piece of that! (MyCams)
Jamie Gunns Underboob in Maxim
Friday, January 16th, 2009 | No Comments
Yea, I just found out about Jamie Gunn, she is a babe, I have no idea how she landed front page of Maxim. She could be the Presidents daughter for all I know and frankly nor do I care. The only thing I see is hotness and crazy awesome underboob. Happy Friday and drool over these sexy ass pictures of Jamie so and so.
New Jessica Alba Pictures, Finally
Friday, January 16th, 2009 | No Comments
Finally new Jessica Alba masturbation material, something to flick the ol bean too, or jerk off depending on what your packing down there. It’s taken her forever to finally pose post pregnancy other than that Campari calendar but still, we are only human and we need to material every few weeks or so. Just look at Danielle Lloyd, she has a new topless boobtastic spread out every week on NUTS. Learn from her Jessica, learn it well!
Lily Allen Upskirt?
Friday, January 16th, 2009 | No Comments
This is by far the lamest upskirt picture ever. Lily Allen really took extra measures to hide her cooch with like three pairs of panties and a really black stocking. This is so lame I question why I’m even posting them on this site. Whatever, Lily Allen is still pretty hot so I’ll let this one slip just this once.
Nadine Coyle is in a Bikini
Friday, January 16th, 2009 | No Comments
I miss posting candid photos of the Girls Aloud babes so this is a nice Friday treat, thank you Nadine Coyle for wearing a bikini when it’s freezing cold outside. It’s always refreshing to see the famous babes escape the winter to some Caribbean beach or this case a pool side spot somewhere better than where I’m at right now. My pale skin needs some sun and heat and a margarita plus a bonus babe massaging my boobs with sun block. Preferably Nadine Coyle or any of her Girls Aloud friends for that matter.
Your New Secret Girlfriend has Arrived
World's Hottest Women ?
Why I Watched The Golden Globes
Why College Beach Volleyball Will Rule
What If Celebrities Were Fat
Topless Pics of Imogen Thomas and More
Tiger Woods’ POA Hit The Beach
The Girls Of Front Magazine
