- Cheap Blowjob? (Magamba)
- Hayden Panettiere has really small tits (FListed)
- Top 99 Women of 2009 (Celebridiot)
- Wow, Vanessa Marcil has nice whore cleavage (DirtyRottenWhore)
- Nice ass (MyCams)
- I can’t believe the size of these boobs (TimeKiller)
- She’s all smiles (DoubleViking)
- Don’t mess with Julia Roberts (Yeeeah!)
- Wanna get laid? (LocalHotties)
Archive for January, 2009
Chief Justice Roberts had One Job, Screwed it up
Wednesday, January 21st, 2009 | No Comments
Ana Beatriz Barros is Topless in Lanca Perfume Ad
Wednesday, January 21st, 2009 | 1 Comment
I guess today is uber fine model day because holy shit the hotties are out! Ana Beatriz Barros posed for some Lanca Perfume ads topless and in sexy evening dresses while lying on the floor. Is she presenting? I’ll take that as a yes.
It’s funny how topless models can pretty much sell anything, who knew she was advertising perfume? I just saw topless Ana Beatriz, she could of been advertising dog shit panties and I wouldn’t of even cared. She’s a babe and would look beautiful in dog shit panties.
Pampita In Gente Magazine
Wednesday, January 21st, 2009 | No Comments
Latina goddess Carolina Ardohain aka Pampita has the sexiest ass ever. Ok well not ever but it’s up there with one of the sexiest asses this week, so far, maybe. With a nickname like Pampita, you have to give this chick credit, it’s similar to papita which means french fries in Spanish. Every time I read about this chick I get hungry, so maybe that’s a good thing? What a major tease.
Gisele Bunchen is in Brazil
Wednesday, January 21st, 2009 | No Comments
I have some bad news for you Gisele Bundchen fans, she’s engaged to Tom Brady. She’s taking the plunge and it’s quite upsetting. Hopefully she doesn’t get all pregnant and shit, that’ll just put the cherry on top and ruin all my fantasies. I mean, she can pull an Alessandra Ambrosio and look awesome after birth but something always changes. A little sexiness is ruined when knowing a watermelon sized baby popped out of her vagigi. Well, lets not jump into conclusions here, she’s currently a babe and let’s just focus on the know.
Marisa Miller was Born to be a Bikini Model
Wednesday, January 21st, 2009 | No Comments
More like she was bred to be a bikini model, in fact bikini’s were probably invented for her body but then all the fatties wanted a piece of it and ruined our mental images of hot bikini bods. Anyway, Marisa Miller is all bikini’d out on Malibu beach for a Victoria’s Secret catalog photoshoot looking hot in every pose. Marisa even suffered a bikini top malfunction and her boob popped out. The angle kinda blows but you can see a nipple profile. Ya, it’s awesome. Total wanking material or even better, Google her nude stuff before she was Victoria’s Angel she did some topless pictures in hopes to get famous. It worked.
2009 LUXURY CRYSTAL BENZ:Ridiculous
Tuesday, January 20th, 2009 | No Comments
- Hello Eva Amurri’s big ol tits (DirtyRottenWhore)
- Linda Hogan is dating a kid (FListed)
- Miley Cyrus will destined to be a whore (Celebridiot)
- Hot Dogs (TimeKiller)
- William Spencer is awesome (DoubleViking)
- Whore, check em out (LocalHotties)
- New Paris Hilton sex tape (Yeeeah!)
- Whores like Paris Hilton but hotter (LivePrivates)
Camila Alves Has a Nice MILF Ass
Tuesday, January 20th, 2009 | No Comments
Matthew McConauhey’s girlfriend and baby momma Camila Alves is a sexy new MILF with a hot bikini body. And of course her signature Brazilian ass. You gotta love the Brazilian genes because only fantasy babes spawn out of that country and it sure is refreshing to look at.
Pamela Anderson Loves Crack
Tuesday, January 20th, 2009 | 1 Comment
Pamela Anderson slipped on her smallest bikini and wondered around the beach with some dude. Not only are her giant tits popping out but her ass crack made an appearance. This sandy bitch is starting to lose her milf status and is headed to the same territory that Madonna is slithering in. What the hell is going on in Hollywood? I don’t know but I’m scared.
Madonna is NOT a Cougar
Tuesday, January 20th, 2009 | No Comments
Madonna’s Hard Candy album photoshoot for W magazine leaked onto the internet and after reviewing them, I wish the leaker can take it back. Not all the magician photoshop wizards in the Country can fix that haggard old hag. I hate you Madonna for still thinking you still ‘got it’ because you really don’t.
Take your billions of dollars and buy a remote island far far away from cameras, videos, Hollywood and technology for that matter. Just go away, pretty please. You ruined my perfectly good short week with your melting wrinkled cooch and gnarly ass upper lip whiskers. Bonus: There’s a nip slip but you’re gonna have to look at every single picture to spot it… this is called tough love. Enjoy.
Miranda Kerr Doing the Bikini Thing
Tuesday, January 20th, 2009 | No Comments
Tiny Miranda Kerr was wearing a bikini and frolicking on the beach like a little girl giving boners to dozens of male beach goers who fantasize about young girls. Pervs… but rest easy, she’s well over the age of ‘jailbait’ so continue your drooling session. She’s a babe and she’s got the perfect little body for a lingerie/bikini model.
Keeley Hazell Sexy Lynx Twist Pics
Megan Fox & Emporio Armani Underwear
Kylie Minogue Lingerie Spread
Candice Swanepoel & Miranda Kerr
2009 USC Song Girls Swimming
Alessandra Ambrosio Sexes Up Photoshoot
World's Hottest Women ?
Why I Watched The Golden Globes
Girls Who Will Dominate in 2010
Coco & Other Gingers I Love
Girls With Great Pipes
Cat Women You’re Attracted To
Hot Heiresses That Don’t Date Me
More Action Chicks That Should Spank Me
