- This is awesome (FListed)
- Kim Kardashian has an ass shake (CelebPictorials)
- Amanda Bynes is all legs (Celebridiot)
- Hot MySpace Whore: Natasha (DirtyRottenwhore)
- Crazy hot Sex Doll (Magamba)
- Smokin’ hot sluts (LocalHotties)
- iBoobs (TimeKiller)
- Heroin to the rescue (Yeeeah!)
- Hot babes who need attention (LiveJasmin)
Archive for January, 2009
The Frog Prince
Friday, January 23rd, 2009 | No Comments
Marisa Miller and Selita Ebanks Lesbian Fantasy
Friday, January 23rd, 2009 | No Comments
Marisa Miller is still in a bikini frolicking about in the sandy beaches of St Barts but this time she brought along her friend Selita Ebanks to the mix giving me crazy moist panties thinking about these two babes getting it on. I mean the world would just explode because it’s not capable of handling extreme hotness from those to chicks. Seriously, it’s been proven by Scientists!
Sarah Mutch’s Killer Bod in Maxim
Friday, January 23rd, 2009 | No Comments
Here’s yet another babe I’m just learning about, Sarah Mutch and her perky titties. She’s a Canadian bomb shell who’s actually been modeling since her early teens and get this, her nickname is Skippy. Yea, Skippy like the peanut Butter. I wouldn’t let the public know about that nickname if I was her but I guess it’s better than crusty lips or sloppy ho. Then again, if she was a Sloppy Ho she’d be spreading her beautiful legs on Hustler not all tame in Maxim.
Rihanna’s Eye Candy Cleavage
Friday, January 23rd, 2009 | No Comments
I’m totally digging Rihanna’s ‘I don’t give a shit what crazy outfit I wear, I look hot’ attitude to every event she attends. This chick can wear some totally bizarre shit on the red carpet and I love it. Even though at times, it’s the tackiest shit on earth, she some how finds a way to pull it off. Now, what she really needs to do is just say ‘screw it’ and strut her ass naked down the red carpet. Now that’s something to boast about.
Cheryl Tweedy and Kimberly Walsh Party it Up
Friday, January 23rd, 2009 | No Comments
Happy Friday everyone, it was a short week (for Americans) and what’s not better than celebrating a short week with two very sexy British babes Cheryl Tweedy and Kimberley Walsh to mentally molest. Being they are hotties and we’ll never have a chance with them, let’s just disrobe their tacky outfits with our creepy eyes with one hand in your ‘pocket’, shall we.
Spending Time with Poster Boy
Thursday, January 22nd, 2009 | No Comments
- Olga Kurylenko is naked (CelebPictorials)
- Megan Good has nice tits (DirtyRottenWhore)
- Angelina Jolie look-a-like but 100% sluttier (LocalHotties)
- Amy Fisher does porn (FListed)
- Tila Tequila had a new fake girlfriend (Celebridiot)
- Police Overreaction Video (DoubleViking)
- Katy Perry completely nude (Magamba)
- Helena Christensen is naked at 41 (Yeeeah!)
- Sluts ‘R’ Us (LivePrivates)
Addicted to Marisa Miller
Thursday, January 22nd, 2009 | No Comments
Australian FHM had bikini babe Marisa Miller in a bikini because she was meant to always be in one. Forever. There’s pretty much nothing negative I can say about Marisa, well I haven’t really seen her acting and I’ve barely heard her voice but unless she does it in a bikini, I think I’ll be fine with the most annoying cackle. The most annoying whine. Just as long as this bitch is in a damn bikini. Naked would be better, I hate cackling.
Freida Pinto Spices up GQ
Thursday, January 22nd, 2009 | No Comments
I just posted some crazy hot Complex photoshoot Freida Pinto did and the bitch keeps getting hotter and hotter. In her new GQ photoshoot she’s lying around a bed with her clothes draping off and it’s making my morning breakfast taste like toes. I can’t say that I have a toe licking fetish but strangely, her feet are turning me on. I sure hope my husband doesn’t read this post, he’s gonna want me put his giant hairy toes in my mouth and I’m going to have to decline. I’d only do it for Freida… or any Victoria’s Secret model. I’m not stingy, it can be any one of them.
Bridget Marquardt is Golden, Literally
Thursday, January 22nd, 2009 | No Comments
So now that all three Playboy Mansion has-been girlfriends have been replaced with younger, hotter and tighter blonde sluts, what’s next in life? Well Kendra is engaged to a footballer, Holly is dating uber d-bag Criss Angel and Bridget is doing what she can to pay her rent, jobless and relationshipless… she totally got the short end of the stick, naturally. Home girl needs to hit the treadmill, other than that nice bikini, now wash my car!
Kate Winslet’s Underboob
Thursday, January 22nd, 2009 | No Comments
Kate Winslet has been dressing pretty daring since her latest Revolutionary Road movie came out with Leotardo DiCrapio, perhaps it’s her second wind? Mid-life crisis? or she just figured out how hot she truly it. I dig the thin chicks but there’s nothing like a curvaceous babe. Seriously, while the thin chicks are sick, hungry and have daily stomach cramps the curvaceous ones have more fun and they’ll probably make you a sammich after intercourse.
Your New Secret Girlfriend has Arrived
World's Hottest Women ?
Why I Watched The Golden Globes
Why College Beach Volleyball Will Rule
What If Celebrities Were Fat
Topless Pics of Imogen Thomas and More
Tiger Woods’ POA Hit The Beach
The Girls Of Front Magazine
