The ever-so-busty Victoria Beckham shows off her big round tits in a tight red dress while in Italy with her husband David Beckham posing for the paparazzi. I honestly don’t get the obsession for these two British plastic parasitic people. I mean she’s an ex-pop star and he’s a soccer player who is married to the fakest mutant in Hollywood. Actually Shauna Sand beats her but still, I see nothing interesting in Victoria. Nothing at all. Oh hey, nice boobs.
Archive for January, 2009
Abigail Clancy Wears a Bikini
Abigail Clancy is in Malibu for a swimsuit photoshoot and her nipples are the star of the show, no they didn’t pop out for their big debut but they are handsomely erect the entire time. Abigail is one hot bikini babe but that last black one piece number is fucking terrible. She needs to finish up that photoshoot and burn it to the ground so that no other hot babe wears it ever again. Ever, again.
Natali Thanou is Naked
Alessandra Ambrosio is from Mars
Victoria’s Secret model Alessandra Ambrosio is hot. She just had a baby last year in August and looks this hot in a bikini therefore in conclusion, she’s not human and must be from the planet Mars. Seriously, there’s not a visible mark on her body that indicates she housed for nine months and pushed out a human child from her vagina. Perhaps the myth of the stork is true? I don’t know but I’m digging her mutant body.
The Frog Prince
- This is awesome (FListed)
- Kim Kardashian has an ass shake (CelebPictorials)
- Amanda Bynes is all legs (Celebridiot)
- Hot MySpace Whore: Natasha (DirtyRottenwhore)
- Crazy hot Sex Doll (Magamba)
- Smokin’ hot sluts (LocalHotties)
- iBoobs (TimeKiller)
- Heroin to the rescue (Yeeeah!)
- Hot babes who need attention (LiveJasmin)
Marisa Miller and Selita Ebanks Lesbian Fantasy
Marisa Miller is still in a bikini frolicking about in the sandy beaches of St Barts but this time she brought along her friend Selita Ebanks to the mix giving me crazy moist panties thinking about these two babes getting it on. I mean the world would just explode because it’s not capable of handling extreme hotness from those to chicks. Seriously, it’s been proven by Scientists!
Sarah Mutch’s Killer Bod in Maxim
Here’s yet another babe I’m just learning about, Sarah Mutch and her perky titties. She’s a Canadian bomb shell who’s actually been modeling since her early teens and get this, her nickname is Skippy. Yea, Skippy like the peanut Butter. I wouldn’t let the public know about that nickname if I was her but I guess it’s better than crusty lips or sloppy ho. Then again, if she was a Sloppy Ho she’d be spreading her beautiful legs on Hustler not all tame in Maxim.
Rihanna’s Eye Candy Cleavage
I’m totally digging Rihanna’s ‘I don’t give a shit what crazy outfit I wear, I look hot’ attitude to every event she attends. This chick can wear some totally bizarre shit on the red carpet and I love it. Even though at times, it’s the tackiest shit on earth, she some how finds a way to pull it off. Now, what she really needs to do is just say ’screw it’ and strut her ass naked down the red carpet. Now that’s something to boast about.
Cheryl Tweedy and Kimberly Walsh Party it Up
Happy Friday everyone, it was a short week (for Americans) and what’s not better than celebrating a short week with two very sexy British babes Cheryl Tweedy and Kimberley Walsh to mentally molest. Being they are hotties and we’ll never have a chance with them, let’s just disrobe their tacky outfits with our creepy eyes with one hand in your ‘pocket’, shall we.
Spending Time with Poster Boy
- Olga Kurylenko is naked (CelebPictorials)
- Megan Good has nice tits (DirtyRottenWhore)
- Angelina Jolie look-a-like but 100% sluttier (LocalHotties)
- Amy Fisher does porn (FListed)
- Tila Tequila had a new fake girlfriend (Celebridiot)
- Police Overreaction Video (DoubleViking)
- Katy Perry completely nude (Magamba)
- Helena Christensen is naked at 41 (Yeeeah!)
- Sluts ‘R’ Us (LivePrivates)
Addicted to Marisa Miller
Australian FHM had bikini babe Marisa Miller in a bikini because she was meant to always be in one. Forever. There’s pretty much nothing negative I can say about Marisa, well I haven’t really seen her acting and I’ve barely heard her voice but unless she does it in a bikini, I think I’ll be fine with the most annoying cackle. The most annoying whine. Just as long as this bitch is in a damn bikini. Naked would be better, I hate cackling.
Freida Pinto Spices up GQ
I just posted some crazy hot Complex photoshoot Freida Pinto did and the bitch keeps getting hotter and hotter. In her new GQ photoshoot she’s lying around a bed with her clothes draping off and it’s making my morning breakfast taste like toes. I can’t say that I have a toe licking fetish but strangely, her feet are turning me on. I sure hope my husband doesn’t read this post, he’s gonna want me put his giant hairy toes in my mouth and I’m going to have to decline. I’d only do it for Freida… or any Victoria’s Secret model. I’m not stingy, it can be any one of them.












Megan Fox Spreads ‘Em
Cheryl Burke In Her See Through Shirt
My New Favorite Sport
Joanna Krupa Gets Nude For Playboy
More Rihanna Nipple Fun
Hilary Duff And Jessica Szohr Lesbian Kiss