Big pillow lips Lisa Rinna flashed her lacey panties at the 15th annual SAG Awards show Sunday during her red carpet strut and it looks pretty hot, considering she’s a plastic surgery nightmare. Although her face will look like roadkill in about a couple of years, she looks pretty hot right now with her big fakes tits and orangey hue. Nice panties Lisa, keep up the age defying outfits!
The new Miss America Katie Stam is a babe, a babe with a great bikini body and man hands from Indiana, who new Indiana had such babes with perfect tight bodies there. I’m shocked and proud America has some hotties still lurking around the states.
Wow, Hilary Duff is on a roll with disappointing pictures that should be sexy and bonerific, but no. Another awesome moment that she pretty much ruined by covering up her ass with granny panties and her low self esteem towel. Don’t get me wrong, she’d be hot if she new it but it’s in there… somewhere. Perhaps a little booze can loosen her up.
Jessica Alba dresses down for Arena magazine looking hotter than ever, it’s actually hard to tell if these are new photos or pre-pregnancy. I’m pretty sure they’re new but hot damn Jessica Alba is such a babe, makes you want to slap your girlfriend or wife in the face for not looking this hot. Just kidding, don’t do that or your penis will be a very lonely member.
The Hollywood hooker Shauna Sand is still in a revealing bikini slithering along the beaches of Miami with her giant fake tits and big floppy collagen lips. I’ve got to say, she’s the ugliest celebrity whore I write about on this site. She’s just so damn fake I’m surprised her face and tits don’t just melt in the sun. That would haunt Miamians for the rest of their lives. It would make a pretty cool South Park skit though…
There’s not a thing in the world Kate Beckinsale can wear and look bad wearing it. She can wear the shittiest grungiest bag of crap over her perfect body and pull it off as a new Hollywood trend. She’s hot. Very hot. Even dressed as a thug walking about the streets of LA, she’s hot.
Thank you Brazil for spawning such beautiful women since 1982. Ana Beatriz Barros posed in some very sexy lingerie for me to post on this fine Sunday afternoon while most of us are still hung over from partying Saturday night. All I need to complete this post is a nicely packed ‘bowl’ in one hand and an ice cold beer in the other… and a supermodel [Ana] feeding me chocolate covered pretzels. I love chocolate covered pretzels.
Whoever this Lady Gaga chick is, she’s fucking crazy weird but she did, however get my attention with that crazy outfit. I dig a daring outfit, even though it’s tacky and her hips are about a mile thick. Oh yea and did I mention her gnarly face? Who knows, her music may be awesome and I may be missing out but that’s something I’m just going to have to live with because if I look her up and her music sucks ass, I won’t have anything nice to say. Her robotic outfit wouldn’t be able to save her.
The slithering skank of California brings her leathery skin to Miami Beach for some bacon tits to sizzle under the Miami sun. Shauna Sand brought her stripper shoes to the sand as well, bitch doesn’t leave home without them. If her face wasn’t as busted as it truly is, I’d say look at this babe in a bikini but it’s Shauna Sand so I won’t say that. Thinking about it may give me Hep C or something itchy.
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