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Britney Spears’ Hot Body

Thursday, January 29th, 2009 | No Comments

Britney Spears shows off her tight abs while practicing for her latest album Circus tour and she’s looking pretty damn good nowadays, except for that stupid weave. Why doesn’t she just sport her short hair? The world knows she shaved her head in a desperate attempt for attention. Plus she was mentally bonkers.

Yea, I’d hit it. I can finally say that out loud without being ashamed. I’d bang Britney Spears. Crazy chicks are great in the sack, well it can go either way. She may bang like a street whore but then start a downward spiral of crying, strange outburst of anger and then bangable again. It’s a risk I’m willing to take, I’m sure the sex is worth it. Hopefully.

Britney Spears

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Why Hello there Ashley Scott

Thursday, January 29th, 2009 | No Comments

It truly must be thong Thursday, Ashley Scott’s ass must of received the memo. Ashley showed up at Bardot nightclub wearing a very see through dress, braless with a thong. Sadly, her thong was not see through and neither was the top of the dress. No nipplage but her ass is looking bangin’ or should I say bangable? Bangable it is.

Ashley Scott

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Thong Thursday for Hayden Panettiere

Thursday, January 29th, 2009 | No Comments

Hayden Panettiere jumped on some dudes back while on set of the tv series Heroes just to give us a sneak peek at her little pink thong. Hayden looked like she was having a good ol time until at one point she gave the paparazzi the evil eye like if she had channeled Claire Bennett and was seconds away from kicking some major ass. Can you tell I watch Heroes? My nerd is showing.

Hayden Panettiere

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Softcore Porn for Vegetarians

Wednesday, January 28th, 2009 | 1 Comment

Jessica Simpson got fat (Celebridiot)
Denim bikini bottom? (Magamba)
Nice chichis! (MyCams)
Is that a man? Lets hope not (DoubleViking)
You got OWNED (TimeKiller)
Russell Brand had a threesome (Yeeeah!)
These chicks want a threesome (LocalHotties)
Kerry Katona topless (RichandBrainless)

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Kate Winslet Graciously Flaunts her Boobs

Wednesday, January 28th, 2009 | No Comments

Kate Winslet and her perfect boobs at the SAG Awards very graciously let Mickey Rourke take a peek as his hand began creeping down his pant? Jesus man, not in public. Mickey Rourke is like that dirty Uncle you avoid at BBQ’s because he’s not really an Uncle and has had one-to-many sixers of Bud who will cop a feel at any chance he gets. Boy, girl… small animal, it doesn’t even matter to him. I know this type of dude, everyone has one in their family. Getting back to Kate’s awesome rack, nice firm titties you got their Kate!

Kate Winslet

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Paris Hilton Forgot Something

Wednesday, January 28th, 2009 | No Comments

In an effort to feel relevant, Paris Hilton left her bra at home while wearing a light tank top so that celeb sites across the web can post something about her. I guess she’s a genius because it worked. I am posting about this parasite not wearing a bra. She swindled me, I feel used.

Paris Hilton

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Rihanna Does GQ Mexico

Wednesday, January 28th, 2009 | No Comments

Tasty little Rihanna sizzles up GQ Mexico with her tight little body and flawless face, she’s such a fox but I’d prefer her in some crazy vinyl outfit rather than a bikini. Seriously! I know it’s more clothes covering up her perfect body but think about the skin tight black shiny vinyl cutting off circulation in her chest forcing her boobs upwards and out. That shit is hot.

Rihanna

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Shauna Sand Really Loves herself in a Bikini

Wednesday, January 28th, 2009 | No Comments

The sand in Shauna Sand’s vagina must be traveling to her brain by now with all the beach exposure. I’m actually surprised she hasn’t baked into a leathery pulp, oh wait, she has.

Yes, Shauna has a sweet little body on her but damn it, I’m sick of looking at this crab’s big ol lips and round bubbly implants. She’s flaunting her orange scaly bikini body all over Miami Beach for paparazzi attention playing with markers and doodling all over each others body parts … dumb asses. I wouldn’t hit it if I got paid too. Maybe. I’d have to think about it.

Shauna Sand

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Funny Fanboys Clip

Tuesday, January 27th, 2009 | No Comments

BOOBS, check em out (Magamba)
Avril Lavigne has ruined the word Punk (FListed)
Pamela Anderson sure does love them short shorts (DirtyRottenWhore)
Keeley Hazell’s tits are awesome (CelebPictorial)
PG Porn (DoubleViking)
Rate R sluts (LiveJasmin)
The love beer and tits (TimeKiller)
Paris Hilton is a slut in vinyl gear (HollywoodRag)
This chick looks like Paris Hilton but hotter (LocalHotties)

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A Hint of Mischa Barton’s Nipple

Tuesday, January 27th, 2009 | No Comments

Mischa Barton attended the Christian Dior show in Paris with a small hint of nipple for the paparazzi to capture. It looks as if Mischa has lost weight she really didn’t need to lose, I mean she was already pretty damn skinny to begin with. That actually doesn’t bother me, the thinner, the easy it is to use them to find lost keys and junk that gets stuck between the sofa. Little fingers are ideal for fixing hard to reach cables under my desk. Thanks Mischa!

Mischa Barton

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Oh Hi, Katrina Bowden

Tuesday, January 27th, 2009 | No Comments

Oh hello, Katrina Bowden you sort of stood out from all the hags that slithered down the red carpet of the 15th Annual SAG Awards Sunday that wore about 10lbs of make-up and 200k worth of fake tits, plastic surgery and horse weave. This little babe is from the Tine Fey TV series 30 Rock, which I’ve sadly never seen but from the looks of Katrina, it must be good and worth the hour of my life.

Katrina Bowden

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Danielle Lloyd and Friends are Naked

Tuesday, January 27th, 2009 | No Comments

Ok, well I’m speechless. Danielle Lloyd and some very sexy and very naked friends are naked doing naked girl stuff turning me so on I’m going to have to take a break from the internets. Give me about 3 minutes and I’ll be able to compute again.

Danielle Lloyd is crazy hot in this girl on girl photoshoot, I especially dig one of the last pictures of the babe cupping her big fake tit. That is so damn hot. I can foresee how this photoshoot ended, with motor boating and lots of girl on girl oil wrestling. H-O-T!

Danielle Lloyd

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