- Old school naked Madonna pictures (CelebPictorials)
- The lesbian look (Magamba)
- Nilanti Narain is hot (FListed)
- Bangable babes (LocalHotties)
- MILF (Celebridiot)
- Nice ass (DirtyRottenWhore)
- Paris Hilton upskirt (Yeeeah!)
- Boob wrestling (TimeKiller)
- Slut sluts sluts (LiveJasmin)
Archive for January, 2009
James Gunn’s PG Porn: A Very Peanus Christmas
Thursday, January 29th, 2009 | No Comments
Gisele Bunchen Models for Rampage
Thursday, January 29th, 2009 | No Comments
Sexy Gisele Bundchen models for Rampage clothing line in some very sexy outfits. Ok ok they aren’t tiny bikinis but hey close enough, I guess. Then again she can model pretty much anything and make it look hot. Even granny panties or a bra sculpted out of elephant shit. She can pull it off. Trust me.
Britney Spears’ Hot Body
Thursday, January 29th, 2009 | No Comments
Britney Spears shows off her tight abs while practicing for her latest album Circus tour and she’s looking pretty damn good nowadays, except for that stupid weave. Why doesn’t she just sport her short hair? The world knows she shaved her head in a desperate attempt for attention. Plus she was mentally bonkers.
Yea, I’d hit it. I can finally say that out loud without being ashamed. I’d bang Britney Spears. Crazy chicks are great in the sack, well it can go either way. She may bang like a street whore but then start a downward spiral of crying, strange outburst of anger and then bangable again. It’s a risk I’m willing to take, I’m sure the sex is worth it. Hopefully.
Why Hello there Ashley Scott
Thursday, January 29th, 2009 | No Comments
It truly must be thong Thursday, Ashley Scott’s ass must of received the memo. Ashley showed up at Bardot nightclub wearing a very see through dress, braless with a thong. Sadly, her thong was not see through and neither was the top of the dress. No nipplage but her ass is looking bangin’ or should I say bangable? Bangable it is.
Thong Thursday for Hayden Panettiere
Thursday, January 29th, 2009 | No Comments
Hayden Panettiere jumped on some dudes back while on set of the tv series Heroes just to give us a sneak peek at her little pink thong. Hayden looked like she was having a good ol time until at one point she gave the paparazzi the evil eye like if she had channeled Claire Bennett and was seconds away from kicking some major ass. Can you tell I watch Heroes? My nerd is showing.
Softcore Porn for Vegetarians
Wednesday, January 28th, 2009 | 1 Comment
- Jessica Simpson got fat (Celebridiot)
- Denim bikini bottom? (Magamba)
- Nice chichis! (MyCams)
- Is that a man? Lets hope not (DoubleViking)
- You got OWNED (TimeKiller)
- Russell Brand had a threesome (Yeeeah!)
- These chicks want a threesome (LocalHotties)
- Kerry Katona topless (RichandBrainless)
Kate Winslet Graciously Flaunts her Boobs
Wednesday, January 28th, 2009 | No Comments
Kate Winslet and her perfect boobs at the SAG Awards very graciously let Mickey Rourke take a peek as his hand began creeping down his pant? Jesus man, not in public. Mickey Rourke is like that dirty Uncle you avoid at BBQ’s because he’s not really an Uncle and has had one-to-many sixers of Bud who will cop a feel at any chance he gets. Boy, girl… small animal, it doesn’t even matter to him. I know this type of dude, everyone has one in their family. Getting back to Kate’s awesome rack, nice firm titties you got their Kate!
Paris Hilton Forgot Something
Wednesday, January 28th, 2009 | No Comments
In an effort to feel relevant, Paris Hilton left her bra at home while wearing a light tank top so that celeb sites across the web can post something about her. I guess she’s a genius because it worked. I am posting about this parasite not wearing a bra. She swindled me, I feel used.
Rihanna Does GQ Mexico
Wednesday, January 28th, 2009 | No Comments
Tasty little Rihanna sizzles up GQ Mexico with her tight little body and flawless face, she’s such a fox but I’d prefer her in some crazy vinyl outfit rather than a bikini. Seriously! I know it’s more clothes covering up her perfect body but think about the skin tight black shiny vinyl cutting off circulation in her chest forcing her boobs upwards and out. That shit is hot.
Shauna Sand Really Loves herself in a Bikini
Wednesday, January 28th, 2009 | No Comments
The sand in Shauna Sand’s vagina must be traveling to her brain by now with all the beach exposure. I’m actually surprised she hasn’t baked into a leathery pulp, oh wait, she has.
Yes, Shauna has a sweet little body on her but damn it, I’m sick of looking at this crab’s big ol lips and round bubbly implants. She’s flaunting her orange scaly bikini body all over Miami Beach for paparazzi attention playing with markers and doodling all over each others body parts … dumb asses. I wouldn’t hit it if I got paid too. Maybe. I’d have to think about it.
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World's Hottest Women ?
Why I Watched The Golden Globes
Why College Beach Volleyball Will Rule
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Topless Pics of Imogen Thomas and More
Tiger Woods’ POA Hit The Beach
The Girls Of Front Magazine
