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I Love Kelly Brook in a Bikini

Sunday, January 4th, 2009 | No Comments

The ever-so-busty Kelly Brook wore her best flower bikini to the beach and I hoped to see at least a nipple slip or two but the bitch was careful getting out of the water. She kept adjusting the tits.

What’s the deal with the beach this time around anyway? I was raised in Miami and if I never go to the beach ever again it’ll be to soon. I fucking hate the beach, the sand, the ocean, the sand fleas, the fat people in banana hammocks but there is one thing I’ll never hate and that’s the topless European chicks. Bitches have no shame and I like it.

TAGS: Kelly Brook

Stacy Keibler’s Mesmerizing Legs

Sunday, January 4th, 2009 | No Comments

Stacy Keibler brought her very sexy pair of legs to Liv Nightclub to party on New Years Eve with some douche that may or may not be her boyfriend and I don’t even care to look him up. It’s Sunday and it’s the playoffs so I’m ready to watch the Dolphins play today and hopefully not disappoint. They’ve played a great season and I have some awesome beer drinking games to attend to this afternoon. So ya, I’d hit it after the game.

TAGS: Stacy Keibler

AnnaLynne McCord Brought her Outie to the Beach

Sunday, January 4th, 2009 | No Comments

I don’t even remember why this girl is famous but Annalynne McCord also went to Miami Beach just like a whole handful of celebrity babes from Hollywood, wearing awesome bikinis. Annalynne not only played in the sand, eat a hamburger and played football with some douche, she also brought along her outie belly button to freak out the paparazzi and it worked. That thing is gnarly. Nice ass for an 80 lb white girl though.

TAGS: AnnaLynne McCord

Another New X-Men Origins Wolverine Trailer

Saturday, January 3rd, 2009 | No Comments

This pilot wants to fly without using the engine (DoubleViking)
The Divas partied together on NYE (FListed)
Jett Travolta died at 16 years old (Celebridiot)
Jojo is fugly (DirtyRottenWhore)
This is the Money Shot (Magamba)
Or maybe this is the money shot (LivePrivates)
Booty Dancing gone wrong (TimeKiller)
Paris Hilton and George Clooney may have swapped spit (HollywoodRag)
These babes like to party (LocalHotties)

Katherine McPhee Drops Major Cleavage

Saturday, January 3rd, 2009 | No Comments

I don’t really care about this former America Idol chick Katherine McPhee but she does have awesome tits that I didn’t realized she had. She sang for something for some concert on New Years Eve dropping some major cleavage. I don’t care if she was up on stage dancing in a chicken costume jerking off a monkey, just as long as she dressed like that, I like it.

TAGS: Katherine Mcphee

Kate Bosworth Turns me On

Saturday, January 3rd, 2009 | No Comments

Kate Bosworth totally turned me on with this new Tank magazine photo spread with her panties showing, the no bra see-through shirt and even the weird waist high stockings. She’s hot, maybe a tad too skinny but I’ll plump her up a bit.

I sure hope she likes roast beef, I have some for her to nibble on. Yea, I know what you are thinking, ‘Hot damn this writer is a pervert!” and I am, I’ll admit it but you like it and Kate will like it too. Call me Kate, I’ll be waiting by the phone.

TAGS: Kate Bosworth

Chloe Sevigny is in A Bikini Too

Saturday, January 3rd, 2009 | No Comments

Yet another Hollywood celeb went to the beach on New Years, Chloe Sevigny is no Lindsay Lohan or Kristin Cavallari but she’s beautiful in her own way. I don’t’ discriminate, I’ll totally slip her a little taco love just as quickly as I would for the “Barbie’ celeb babes.

TAGS: Chloe Sevigny

Lindsay Lohan Finally Took Off Those Damn Leggings

Saturday, January 3rd, 2009 | No Comments

Freckle ridden Lindsay Lohan finally took off those stupid leggings she’s always wearing and head down south for the New Year to make newer freckles on Miami Beach. You all know I have a sick obsession with Lindsay that stems from way back but just take a good look at her. She’s pretty damn hot.

She’s got awesome hair, a thin tight body and you can’t help but notice her beautiful eyes. It just kinda sucks that she’s such an idiot and can’t manage her money or career well. I’ll help her manage her career, straight to my bed. Giggity giggity goo.

TAGS: Lindsay Lohan

Kathy Griffin’s Foul Mouth Live on CNN

Friday, January 2nd, 2009 | No Comments

Happy 2009 (Magamba)
Really big boobs (TimeKiller)
For extra comfort (DoubleViking)
Katy Perry looks different (DirtyRottenWhore)
AnnaLynn McCord looks different too (Celebridiot)
I want you (LocalHotties)
Look at me, I need attention (LivePrivates)
Say hello to Raquel Gibson (FListed)

The Kardashian Sisters Partied in Vegas

Friday, January 2nd, 2009 | No Comments

The three Kardashian sisters partied like media whores in Vegas on New Years Eve and I kinda like it. Except for the amazon woman who is Khloe Kardashian, she’s a fucking beast compared to her sisters Kim and Kourtney. It’s truly sad how I’m on a first name basis with these chicks. I have to confess that I’ve actually watched their shitty ass show on VH1. In my defense, think I was blitz out of my mind.

TAGS: Khloe Kardashian, Kim Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian

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