Happy 2009. These Keeley Hazell pictures from FHM aren’t brand spankin’ new but we miss her and I never posted all of these non-nipple photos on the site before. I’m almost positive you won’t complain about her awesome under boob drooping out of her cute kitty cat shirt. If you do, then you’re retarded and should just go drown yourself in a pool of stupid. Enjoy Keeley’s lovely tits!
Chinese born actress Zhang Ziyi from such memorable films as Memoirs of A Geisha, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon and um Rush Hour 2. I guess now she will be remembered as the hot Chinese actress who let her Israeli boyfriend Aviv Nevo go to town on her ass in a public beach. I can’t tell if he’s giving her a love bite or if he has a butt sucking fetish, either way it’s still pretty kinky and from the looks of it, he’s done it before because Zhang didn’t even flinch. It’s ok though, there’s nothing wrong with a little public ass munching.
You’ve probably never heard of this Jaime Wright chick unless you’re from Australia, she’s a model with what appears to be perky fake tits and a slight orangy tan. Jaime attended the largest online New Years Eve party called ‘The Bongo Virus’ in Sydney that Paris and Nicky Hilton hosted. Sounds like an STD party. I didn’t bother to post any pictures of the Hilton sisters because quite frankly, we get enough of them here in the States. So enjoy Jaime’s orange glow and of course, her bubbly tits.
Today’s 2009 Calendar pick is sadly: Avril Lavigne’s ‘trapped-in-a -16 year old’s-body-faux-punk ‘I love pink’, punk-murderer’ 2009 calendar phototshoot. This is by far the worst calendar to be posted on this site. The worst. With out a doubt. Although Avril does indeed have potential to turn on non-pedophiles, this calendar is stupid and it caters to the ‘Hot Topic’ kids of our youth. Sorry bastards.
Sexy Jennifer Metcalfe of the awesome UK where all the busty babes who pose for ZOO and NUTS come from, took off her itchy top for ZOO online and we here at MeandIsis headquarters would like to say: Thanks. Apparently, this Jennifer babe likes the grizzly types:
“I like men that are manly – big and hairy. I hate it when men look like they obsess about themselves,” Metcalfe recently revealed in an interview. “I like them raw, with a bit of stubble – and smelly!”
Ok, so I’m not manly, big and hair but I can be smelly sometimes and I can pretend I have a penis. On the plus side, my pretend penis vibrates! Try and find a dude with a penis that can do that, Jennifer! 2 points for me.
Kelly Brook is still on vacation and still in a bikini, this time it’s green. Sadly, she’s still with that douche looking guy who probably can’t handle this sort of babe which is a good thing because she’ll get tired of that dweeb soon. Kelly needs to get with a real sex machine and I’m willing to show her what a yummy taco salad tastes like and I’m not talking about taking her to the nearest Taco Bell either. It’s home made, all riiiight.
I like the fact that Katy Perry can wear just about anything and not care, she can go from 50′s pinup to crazy awesome Gothic dominatrix with flower stockings. She’s just so damn fashionable with her boobies too, those things are awesomely big. I can’t help but to hate her new hair cut though, I hate short bangs but Katy actually pulls it off because her tits are so damn distracting. I didn’t even notice the dumb Madonna cross necklace. You probably didn’t either.
Ok, well Lindsay Lohan needs a bra and I ready to step up and help the cause. I’ll sacrifice myself to lend her a helping lift. Seriously, I’ll hold on to those fun bags for as long as she’ll let me or until I need a fresh beer.
Happy Sunday people and let’s hope the Dolphins don’t disappoint today or I’ll be writing to you tomorrow with a crazy bad hang over and missing my rent money in stupid bets. As for Lindsay’s sake, I’d hit it even if her tits hit the floor. True story!
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