I don’t really care about this former America Idol chick Katherine McPhee but she does have awesome tits that I didn’t realized she had. She sang for something for some concert on New Years Eve dropping some major cleavage. I don’t care if she was up on stage dancing in a chicken costume jerking off a monkey, just as long as she dressed like that, I like it.
Kate Bosworth totally turned me on with this new Tank magazine photo spread with her panties showing, the no bra see-through shirt and even the weird waist high stockings. She’s hot, maybe a tad too skinny but I’ll plump her up a bit.
I sure hope she likes roast beef, I have some for her to nibble on. Yea, I know what you are thinking, ‘Hot damn this writer is a pervert!” and I am, I’ll admit it but you like it and Kate will like it too. Call me Kate, I’ll be waiting by the phone.
Yet another Hollywood celeb went to the beach on New Years, Chloe Sevigny is no Lindsay Lohan or Kristin Cavallari but she’s beautiful in her own way. I don’t’ discriminate, I’ll totally slip her a little taco love just as quickly as I would for the “Barbie’ celeb babes.
Freckle ridden Lindsay Lohan finally took off those stupid leggings she’s always wearing and head down south for the New Year to make newer freckles on Miami Beach. You all know I have a sick obsession with Lindsay that stems from way back but just take a good look at her. She’s pretty damn hot.
She’s got awesome hair, a thin tight body and you can’t help but notice her beautiful eyes. It just kinda sucks that she’s such an idiot and can’t manage her money or career well. I’ll help her manage her career, straight to my bed. Giggity giggity goo.
The three Kardashian sisters partied like media whores in Vegas on New Years Eve and I kinda like it. Except for the amazon woman who is Khloe Kardashian, she’s a fucking beast compared to her sisters Kim and Kourtney. It’s truly sad how I’m on a first name basis with these chicks. I have to confess that I’ve actually watched their shitty ass show on VH1. In my defense, think I was blitz out of my mind.
A little Vida Guerra on this fine Friday afternoon will out a smile on your face. There’s nothing like a little Latina flavor busting out of a seriously tight dress and some banging hips bulging out. Enjoy this Cuban babe with an incredible ass as you still recover from the crazy partying you barely remember from Wednesday. Happy 2009…. again.
Another babe from the shitty faux reality show Laguna Beach is the sexy Kristin Cavallari who spent the holidays sunbathing at Miami Beach in a great blue bikini showing us her cute little white girl ass. I’m totally digging the boy short bikini bottom, it show a lot but not too much. Although I’d rather see no bikini on her but hey, you can’t get everything.
Britney Spears has really done a 180 with her body and thank god for that because I was starting to get worried that she’d never look hot again. Britney went for a little stroll in Hollywood wearing awesome short shorts and a t-shirt tied up showing off her tight belly. Brit looks great, although she kinda needs to work on her face when she goes out in public, she’s not exactly a natural beauty. I’m digging the shorts though.
Happy 2009 people, I’ll make this post short and sweet with some awesome boobs for you to nurse your hang over with. I told you to lay off the Jager bombs but you didn’t listen! Hope you had fun, I still am… woke up drunker than David Hasselhoff.
Megan Fox Spreads ‘Em
Cheryl Burke In Her See Through Shirt
My New Favorite Sport
Joanna Krupa Gets Nude For Playboy
More Rihanna Nipple Fun
Hilary Duff And Jessica Szohr Lesbian Kiss