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Shenae Grimes Does Complex

Thursday, January 8th, 2009 | No Comments

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This tiny Shenae Grimes chick is in the new series of 90210 and rumor has it she’s a younger bitchier version of Shannon Dougherty, but way way hotter. Shenae posed for Complex magazine in some crazy awesome leggings and also had an interview.

Guys who are too nice or too safe I get bored with quickly. I need someone who can keep me on my toes, but at the same time I’m a lot to handle.

That’s why she needs a woman. A woman like me. I’ll school her and keep her on her toes fo sho. I talk alot of shit because once this bitch gives me lip, I’m gone. I can’t stand a ho who talks back. Actually I’m pretty sensitive. There, I said it. You happy? I’m gonna go eat chocolate and watch Oprah now.

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Olivia Munn is in A Bikini

Thursday, January 8th, 2009 | 1 Comment

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Olivia Munn took some great pictures of herself while vacationing in Hawaii for her fans and posted them on her website but I wish she would take it to the next level and invite me. Well, why not? Not only am I just awesome to hang out with but I can rub sun block on her titties for about an hour to make sure they are protected from the harsh sun and I can feed Olivia like a baby bird. That way she doesn’t have to chew her food. Chewing is stressful on the face and I’m willing to risk my jaw for her. You see how awesome I am? That or I’m freaking you out.

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Carolina ‘Pampita’ Ardohain is Pretty Hot

Thursday, January 8th, 2009 | 1 Comment

Carolina Pampita Ardohain Rolling Stone

Argentinian babe Carolina Adrohain AKA Pampita took her really nice booty in a thong and posed for Rolling Stone magazine Argentina and that’s pretty much all I can say about this Latina chick. Nice booty. Really really nice booty. Oh and you can thank me later for the Rolling Stone video photoshoot.

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100 and One Faces

Wednesday, January 7th, 2009 | No Comments

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Wig Wearing Kim Zolciak Wears a Bikini

Wednesday, January 7th, 2009 | No Comments

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This bitch thinks she can fool us with her expensive horse hair but she’s mistaken, Kim Zolciak is from the snobby reality show The Real Housewives of Atlanta. She took a moment from her busy schedule of being a smut bitch to feel relevant in Hollywood for a ‘candid’ photo op for paparazzi. She probably paid the paparazzi to take pictures of her in a bikini. Lame, I’m not buying it.

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Rachel Steven Does FHM

Wednesday, January 7th, 2009 | No Comments

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Rachel Stevens is famous for being in a ‘successful pop group’ called S Club 7 in the UK, not here in the states because pop music is Satans bath water, unless your Britney Spears. Thanks to wiki I got a quick bio from her and she doesn’t seem to interesting to me but she’s still a babe. A babe I’d like to corrupt and violate. The End.

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Bar Rafaeli is in A Bikini

Wednesday, January 7th, 2009 | No Comments

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It’s good to be Leonardo DiCrapio because he gets to bang the coffee and cigarettes out of his model girlfriend Bar Rafaeli. I guess every single celebrity took off to the beach for the New Year like an Anthrax scare. In this case it’s an awesome thing for celebrity bloggers because of all the lovely females slipped on their awesomest bikini’s and such.

Bar Rafaeli needs more exposure and I’m willing to sacrifice my job to help her make a sex tape. Yes, that has been scientifically proven to be the best way to get exposure in Hollywood and you know it. I’m ready when you are, Bar.

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Jenny McCarthy Has a Sweet Bikini Body

Wednesday, January 7th, 2009 | No Comments

Jim carey and jennu mccarthy in hawaii

I can’t believe after all these years and popping out a kid Jenny McCarthy still has a gorgeous body. Her awesome MILF ass took a stroll down the beaches of Hawaii with her funny man boyfriend Jim Carrey. I bet you he can’t believe his dorky ass scored such a babe but then again, when you have the amount of cash Jim has, you can bang pretty much any chick. Any chick, trust me.

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Giant Inflatable Vagina

Tuesday, January 6th, 2009 | No Comments

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The Ikki Twins because They’re Hot and They’re Twins

Tuesday, January 6th, 2009 | No Comments

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Rikki Mongeon and Vikki Mongeon aka the Ikki twins hosedt an evening at Jet Nightclub in Las Vegas last weekend in a tight leopard skin dress with their boobies smashed together and I like it. The Ikki twins were just models but now they’re famous for the craptastic reality show on MTV ‘A Double Shot at Love‘ which I didn’t bother to watch and most likely neither did you. Nonetheless, these sisters are hot and they like to flaunt it so it’s a win-win for us.

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