Borat banger Isla Fisher did a photoshoot for InStyle magazine, the magazine for overweight housewives with too much time on their hands, showing off her bangin’ legs. Isla is one of those chicks that aren’t fucking crazy hot but looks pretty enough to date and most likely is a freak in the sack. You can tell she’s an awesome ‘performer’ in bed. Just look at her, she’s got secrets.
The beautiful hot mess Lindsay Lohan looks so damn fine in the February 2009 issue of Interview magazine and guess what, she’s single. Her and that 60lb boy Samantha Ronson have split and rumor has it she has already moved out of their house.
Hopefully she won’t get caught up on the whole penis thing and continues to be a twat lover. More chances for me to do a little scissoring with the Lohan. I know my chances are pretty high to contract an STD and extremely low that she’ll be interested in a hot Latina chick like me but you never know. The world works in mysterious ways.
This is a shocker, Amanda Bynes looks pretty hot in a tight pink dress for the 2009 14th Annual Critics Choice Awards and I really like it. Yeah, she’s a total babe until you click the close up picture of her and you realize she’s wearing about a 1 1/2 lbs of make-up with tarantula eye lashes on her face. But her body is bangin’ so that’s all that counts, I mean it is Amanda Bynes we are talking about here.
I saved the best for last, a juicy lesbian kiss from Annalynne McCord with some hot babe. Don’t ask me who that other chick is because apparently that’s some kind of mystery on the internets and I heard somewhere from someone say that’s her sister which isn’t too gross but still, I would never kiss my sister like that. Well, then again, if my sister was that hot… maybe. Happy Friday, I need a nice cold beer at 9:30 am.
Dasha Astafieva is a Ukranian model that was deemed Playboy’s January 2009 Playmate of Year but she’s also a classy one that has no shame whatsoever. Check this out during a red carpet event, she just took off her damn panties. Rumor has it she’s Hugh Hefner’s fourth girlfriend but I doubt it, she’s not platinum blonde and well she’s really smokin’ hot.
My favorite busty UK model (Lucy Pinder is my 2nd favorite) Keeley Hazell slipped on some lingerie for us and I just want to take this moment to thank her for being such an awesome sport for these new pictures. I missed her greatly. Her big tits that is. Happy Friday people, this was probably the longest week of my life and you can blame that on all the festivities from the Holidays. Stupid Christmas.
Sexy Hungarian babe Polgar Krisztina showed us what a nice Hungarian ass looks like in FHM magazine, just in case you were wondering what Hungarian ass looked like. I never realized what crazy beautiful women come from Hungary and I’m really glad I got a sneak peek because I was starting to worry that all the babes in the world came straight from Brazil and I’d like to have options. I’m a little disappointed in the slithering swamp rats that come out of America e.i. Paris Hiltron and the other skanks that are idolized here. So thanks Hungary for enlightening me.
A double shot of Olivia’s today, what are the odds of that ever happening again? My favorite OC character ever (yes, I totally watched that show), Olivia Wilde posed for Flaunt magazine and it appears that she’s in heat and is presenting her ass. I guess I’m going to have to step up to the plate and well, except her presentation? Enjoy your two for Thursday Olivia’s because this bitch doesn’t do shit anymore and it’s rare that I get to post new fresh photos. I’m digging the dark hair.
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