- Carmen Electra is naked (CelebPictorials)
- Top Ten Stripper FAILS (Magamba)
- Boobs (TimeKiller)
- Sluts (LivePrivates)
- Amanda Bynes is like a naughty school girl (FListed)
- Jessica Simpson is still fat (Celebridiot)
- Amber Heard is topless (RichandBrainless)
- Brooke Hogan will Wrestle chicks (Yeeeah!)
- I would wrestle any one of these babes (LocalHotties)
Archive for January, 2009
Hot School Girl Strippers
Adriana Lima is a Tease
Ali Lohan is 35 Years Old
Lindsay Lohan’s little sister Ali Lohan is only 15 and she already looks haggard. I’d hate to see her in her 20’s or hell, 30’s she’d already be in a nursing home. I mean what the hell is her mother feeding her? Bitch needs to stop time to help her youngest daughter out, there’s some crazy mutant shit going on.
Elisha Cuthbert in Complex Magazine
Elisha Cuthbert has been out of the Hollywood scene for some time now, as hot as she is I’m really glad she’s not in any movies because she sucks. Acting shouldn’t be her forte, modeling? Yes. Playboy? Even better but stick to what know best and that’s looking smokin’ hot in magazines. Not acting, please Captivity was brutal to sit through.
Miley Cyrus: 16 Going on 30 to Slutsville
These pictures are wrong in so many levels because Miley Cyrus is under aged but also, if this little shit wants to dress like an adult and act like an adult, I (and many other sites) will treat her like one. If I had a teenage daughter (thankfully I have a son) I would not let her own such slutty clothes, In fact I’d kick her stupid face in for attempting to wear such revealing outfits. Billy Ray Redneck is an idiot for allowing his daughter braless with side boob popping out on the streets of Hollywood. She’s the next Paris Hilton or Jamie Lynn spears, knocked up at 17.
Black Dynamite Trailer
- Drunk girls having fun (TimeKiller)
- The Tenga Egg, must have masturbation (FListed)
- Lady Gaga in vinyl (Celebridiot)
- Alessandra Ambrosio sexy abs (DirtyRottenWhore)
- Shopping Cart vs Shredder (DoubleViking)
- What’s playing (Magamba)
- Pamela Anderson is drunk (HollywoodRag)
- These girls don’t need to drink to get naked (MyCams)
- Fergie lesbians out on stage (Yeeeah!)
- Bang buddy (LocalHotties)
Olivia Mun is a Panty Sniffer
I saved the best for last, Olivia Munn with lace panties over her head is by far a dream come true. She’s a techno nerd, she’s hot and she has a sense of humor. My dream girl. If I was a lesbian (denial), I can foresee a lifetime of bliss with this chick. Maybe not a life time but you whole week of bliss.
Kim Kardashian is Cleavagey
Kim Kardashian showed off her awesome cleavage at the 2009 Moves Magazine Super Bowl with her not-so-ugly sister Kourtney and boyfriend Reggie Bush. I don’t have anything to say about these people only that Kim is damn hot and I’m loving her boobs smashed together in a hideous curtain-like floral dress my grandma probably wore at her prime. My granny was hot shit back in the day.
Paris Hilton’s Nipples Say ‘Happy Friday’
Happy Friday nipples, Paris Hilton’s nipples went out for a nipple walk in Hollywood without a bra again so that her nipples could enjoy the nice crisp nipply air, nipples. Paris made a funny, she said her valley girl image is all an ‘act’. Yeah, an act… nice try Paris.
“For five seasons [The Simple Life] I was stuck doing this character,” she says. “It was kind of hard always having to play that character when it’s not who I am.” She adds, “I just say jokes but they think I’m serious, which I think is funny, and I think I kind of play up the image sometimes because – whatever – it’s just entertainment.”
If that’s an act, then she’s a very talented actress. More talented than all the actresses in Hollywood, I might as well throw in that’s she’s an amazing singer/song writer with a beautiful sense of fashion and a face angels from heaven above would die for. Especially her wonky eye, simply flawless. Paris, you’re stupid and you suck at life.
James Gunn’s PG Porn: A Very Peanus Christmas
- Old school naked Madonna pictures (CelebPictorials)
- The lesbian look (Magamba)
- Nilanti Narain is hot (FListed)
- Bangable babes (LocalHotties)
- MILF (Celebridiot)
- Nice ass (DirtyRottenWhore)
- Paris Hilton upskirt (Yeeeah!)
- Boob wrestling (TimeKiller)
- Slut sluts sluts (LiveJasmin)
Gisele Bunchen Models for Rampage
Sexy Gisele Bundchen models for Rampage clothing line in some very sexy outfits. Ok ok they aren’t tiny bikinis but hey close enough, I guess. Then again she can model pretty much anything and make it look hot. Even granny panties or a bra sculpted out of elephant shit. She can pull it off. Trust me.












Joanna Krupa Is One Kinky Bitch
Annalynne McCord Slips Her Nipple Again
Shauna Sand Flashes Her Panties
Katy Perry’s Hot Ass In A See Through Dress
Amy Winehouse Nipple Slip (Already!)
Amy Winehouse’s New Breast Implants
