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Hot School Girl Strippers

Saturday, January 31st, 2009 | No Comments

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Adriana Lima is a Tease

Saturday, January 31st, 2009 | No Comments

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Super hottie Adriana Lima poses topless for DT magazine giving us a little sneak tease at her photoshoot. This is a nice post to end with on this fine Saturday morning, those teens really made me feel dirty. I’m gonna go shower in beer and clean the skank off.

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Ali Lohan is 35 Years Old

Saturday, January 31st, 2009 | No Comments

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Lindsay Lohan’s little sister Ali Lohan is only 15 and she already looks haggard. I’d hate to see her in her 20’s or hell, 30’s she’d already be in a nursing home. I mean what the hell is her mother feeding her? Bitch needs to stop time to help her youngest daughter out, there’s some crazy mutant shit going on.

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Elisha Cuthbert in Complex Magazine

Saturday, January 31st, 2009 | No Comments

Elisha Cuthbert Complex mag

Elisha Cuthbert has been out of the Hollywood scene for some time now, as hot as she is I’m really glad she’s not in any movies because she sucks. Acting shouldn’t be her forte, modeling? Yes. Playboy? Even better but stick to what know best and that’s looking smokin’ hot in magazines. Not acting, please Captivity was brutal to sit through.

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Miley Cyrus: 16 Going on 30 to Slutsville

Saturday, January 31st, 2009 | No Comments

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These pictures are wrong in so many levels because Miley Cyrus is under aged but also, if this little shit wants to dress like an adult and act like an adult, I (and many other sites) will treat her like one. If I had a teenage daughter (thankfully I have a son) I would not let her own such slutty clothes, In fact I’d kick her stupid face in for attempting to wear such revealing outfits. Billy Ray Redneck is an idiot for allowing his daughter braless with side boob popping out on the streets of Hollywood. She’s the next Paris Hilton or Jamie Lynn spears, knocked up at 17.

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Black Dynamite Trailer

Friday, January 30th, 2009 | No Comments

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Olivia Mun is a Panty Sniffer

Friday, January 30th, 2009 | No Comments

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I saved the best for last, Olivia Munn with lace panties over her head is by far a dream come true. She’s a techno nerd, she’s hot and she has a sense of humor. My dream girl. If I was a lesbian (denial), I can foresee a lifetime of bliss with this chick. Maybe not a life time but you whole week of bliss.

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Kim Kardashian is Cleavagey

Friday, January 30th, 2009 | No Comments

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Kim Kardashian showed off her awesome cleavage at the 2009 Moves Magazine Super Bowl with her not-so-ugly sister Kourtney and boyfriend Reggie Bush. I don’t have anything to say about these people only that Kim is damn hot and I’m loving her boobs smashed together in a hideous curtain-like floral dress my grandma probably wore at her prime. My granny was hot shit back in the day.

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Mischa Barton in Jack Magazine

Friday, January 30th, 2009 | No Comments

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Mischa Barton posed for Jack magazine topless and hey, wait a minute! What does Mischa have anything to do with a magazine dedicated to electronics? I mean it’s Mischa Barton we’re talking about here. I get Olivia Munn if she was on the cover of Jack or Natalie Portman because she looks like a techno nerd but this fashion retard? No way. She does look hot though, I’ll give her that.

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Paris Hilton’s Nipples Say ‘Happy Friday’

Friday, January 30th, 2009 | No Comments

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Happy Friday nipples, Paris Hilton’s nipples went out for a nipple walk in Hollywood without a bra again so that her nipples could enjoy the nice crisp nipply air, nipples. Paris made a funny, she said her valley girl image is all an ‘act’. Yeah, an act… nice try Paris.

“For five seasons [The Simple Life] I was stuck doing this character,” she says. “It was kind of hard always having to play that character when it’s not who I am.” She adds, “I just say jokes but they think I’m serious, which I think is funny, and I think I kind of play up the image sometimes because – whatever – it’s just entertainment.”

If that’s an act, then she’s a very talented actress. More talented than all the actresses in Hollywood, I might as well throw in that’s she’s an amazing singer/song writer with a beautiful sense of fashion and a face angels from heaven above would die for. Especially her wonky eye, simply flawless. Paris, you’re stupid and you suck at life.

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