Or at least the ones we care about. The Golden Globes gives me that special shivery feeling… I get to see the stars I obsess over acting as if they are real people! It’s so cute, the way they try. This year looks pretty promising, regarding both actresses that are going to show and movies that were voted on. We’ll see how it turns out, but if I was an actor I would just write in Hayden Panettiere for everything. You heard me.
Emily Blunt – The Young Victoria
I was so disappointed to find out that this movie was about Queen Victoria, and not Victoria’s Secret. There goes a $3.95 bottle of Lubriderm down the drain. It may have been good, I have no idea, but it’s one of those odd movies that I never hear about or see in theaters but somehow end up being nominated. It’s a mystery to me. Emily Blunt is soooooo fine but unfortunately taken by that goofy John Krasinski. At least that gives me hope. If she would date a dork like him, maybe I stand a chance once they are divorced.
Sandra Bullock – The Blind Side/The Proposal
Even though The Blind Side is a football movie with a hot chick in it, I had no inclination to go see it. Maybe it’s because it wasn’t shoved down my throat like Avatar was. Oh, I didn’t go see that either. … … That’s right. I forgot. I’m afraid of people and refuse to go out in public. But I can still admire now-Cougarish Sandra Bullock. She is sweet, funny, and dammit Miss Congeniality was a good movie. That’s why I totally went to see The Proposal. And oh my goody-goodiness isn’t Ryan Reynolds just nummy? (You say I’m gay and I’ll punch you in the throat.)
Marion Cotillard – Nine
It seems everyone and their brother (or at least the entire cast) got nominated for Nine. It’s some movie about a guy and these girls and stuff. It’s supposed to be really deep and sexy. Or something. I don’t know, it’s a musical and anything like that makes me not pay attention. I hope this chick gets the award though, she is a freaking hot foreigner.
Julia Roberts – Duplicity
Wow, I completely forgot that Julia Roberts was still in show-business. Good for her! Duplicity was a great action film with her and Clive Owen, so I approve of this nomination. I mean, it wasn’t life changing or anything so I have no idea how it got nominated. Maybe people just felt sorry for her and wanted to throw her and her big lips a bone.
Penelope Cruz – Nine
Okay so another chick is nominated for Nine – an even hotter one. Out of curiosity, I went to the movie’s site. And I have officially changed my mind:
Even though it is a Chicago-like musical, it looks hot. do you SEE these chicks? Well, minus the old two in the back. Daniel Day-Lewis deserves all the trim he gets from being in this movie.
Anna Paquin – True Blood
True Blood is a favorite of mine, so I hope gap-toothed Anna gets an award. There is so much sex in that show I’m not sure how it isn’t considered a porno… but it’d be the best supernatural porno there ever was. So I’ll have my fingers crossed, because I really need a third season of staring at Anna Paquin’s boobs.
Tina Fey – 30 Rock
She may look all school teachery and innocent, but Tina Fey is a killer when it comes to these award shows. Her acting, writing and other cast members of 30 Rock usually clean up. I swear one year every single Golden Globe was won by a 30 Rock cast member. But be that as it may, I still want her to win. 30 Rock is one of those shows where I’m laughing hard every episode.
So there you have it! These are the hottest nominees for the Golden Globes this year and I hope every won of them wins. And if they do, by the way, feel free to consider me a prophet.
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