Megan Fox wore an awesome red ‘peep hole’ dress to the 2008 Spike Video Game Awards looking like the hottest piece of ass there, giving gamer dweebs the biggest erection of their lives and a sever case of blue balls. If that hole was any bigger and slightly to the left (or right) nerds across the universe would of had their heads explode. Literally.
Greek goddess Aggiolina Karkampouna shows us a little lingerie peep show from Maxim magazine December 2008 issue and I like it, her I mean, her tits actual. Try saying that name once even. Happy Sunday.
Ellen Von Unworth plucked Britney Spears for a pretty hot photo shoot with her titties practically hanging out and I have to say I’m quite impressed with the way she looks. I think I’d like to give her the ol’ meat wallet if she interested.
I mean, hell I probably would of ‘hit it’ at her ugly peek last year because damaged chicks are awesome in bed. Low self esteem equals anal. Not that I have a penis to take advantage of that moment but still, I like to have options.
Audrina Patridge gracefully avoids an upskirt moment while sitting on top of a red hot Audi R8 in a short skirt showing off her awesome legs at the LA Direct ‘Remember to Give’ Holiday Party. Not for nothing but this chick is smoking hot, as if you needed me to point out the obvious. I’d kill grandmas to see her in a tight PVC vinyl dress with the highest stripper platforms ever constructed twirling around a pole. She’s dominate that outfit and I’d explode inside.
I don’t quite get these pictures of Scarlett Johansson from Cosmopolitan magazine but she showed her full on retard in most of them. Some are hot if you are a pervert with a filthy dirty mind like me. I just can’t help it, I was truly supposed to be born a man, with a 10′ penis. Wishful thinking? oh yea.
After that nude GQ pictorial Jennifer Aniston looks alot hotter to me, like alot hotter. I don’t know what it was about that photoshoot but she was always so uptight and reserved that for her to strip off her itchy clothes and broadcast her skin like that, it really turned me on. I totally have a crush on Jennifer Aniston, who new.
The ever so lovely Heroes electric babe Kristen Bell looks so cute in her Complex photoshoot outtakes, she’s just so damn cute. I just want to pet her and love her and stroke her and well, squeeze her to death. I don’t find her sexually attractive (Oh I’d totally hit it if I had the chance) but she’s someone I’d like to just get to know better. Talk about her life long dreams, get to know the real-What the hell am I talking about, I must be smoking’ some gnarly weed because I’d give her the best stink finger she had ever had. Seriously I would, my fingers are magic.
The main Pussycat Whore Nicole Scherzinger posed for German Maxim and I’m not impressed at all, I mean she’s wearing actual clothes. Why not wear what she usually wears on stage, PVC vinyl dresses and corsets? This is a step down, her next step should of been butt ass naked rolling around in a kiddie pool of jello puddin’. Mmmm jello.
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