I remember when Carmen Electra was a mega babe on every magazine cover with her awesome body and glowing blue eyes. She now looks like a used cum rag left behind by musicians and heroin addicts. I mean, she looks good here, I guess, but thank the make-up artists for that one because she’s aging quick. Nice boobs though.
Heidi Klum is up there Angelina Jolie and Brooke Burke as far as hot celebrity Milfs go. Heidi wins though because of her German accent. Just imagine her yelling at you in German wearing some crazy awesome PVC vinyl gear, to get on all fours while whipping you with a belt. Sexy ay?
This is probably the most boring Maxim magazine photo shoot I’ve ever seen. Yea, Hilary Duff looks hot in some sexy outfits but damn, she could of taken it up a notch. It just looks like she’s standing around saying ‘Is this sexy?” like if she doesn’t have a clue what sexy is or what it means. No doubt about it, I’d hit it and teach her a thing or two in the sack. Like what scissoring means. She’d like it.
Ah, the wonders what a push-up bra can do for a women. Beyonce wore her tits up high along with her hair to the 40 Principales 2008 Awards Gala in Spain and it made her look absolutely attractive, even though her hair looked like something straight out of Star Trek. I always thought she was a good looking chick but I’m a sucker for titties… you should know that about me now.
Danielle Lloyd stuffed a rather large piece of cake in her face at the Ladbrokes Million Pound Poker game over the weekend while celebrating her 25th birthday, which shocks me that’s she’s that young. She can easily go for 35, to me. But age is but a number and I’d bang her brains out at 65. maybe. If she preserves well which I’m hopeful for because I’m not into Granny porn. If I had a penis it would be dead right now for the mental image I just gave myself.
Another babe with a perfect body attended the 2008 Spike Video Game Awards, freakin’ Marisa Miller and her killer legs must be on a mission to destroy gamer dweebs. You can’t combine Megan Fox and Marisa in one night without a hidden agenda to annihilate the geeky kind. One head explosion at a time.
Quick thought: Could you imagine lesbian sex with these two babes? I can’t even think about it without check marking you’d I kill with my bare hands to see that, let alone join in the action.
Aria Giovanni’s big tits teach you how to cook an omlette with her big tits cleavage melons fun bags eggs boner. I didn’t even see that she was cooking something until the 5th time I watched the video. I only watch it thinking she was going to stick kitchen objects up her cooch and rub egg jelly all over her big tits but then I slowly realized this is on youtube not porntube. Bummer.
I’ve never heard of this big tittie UK goddess Nicola Mclean but she looks very interesting and Santa seems to be having a good ol’ time just inches away from those giant melons. A nice little treat from holding screaming snot nosed kids all day to have a hot babe in lingerie sitting on your boner. Makes the job worth it I suppose.
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