Thank the Germans for Veronica Hugo, she’s a total babe. I’m loving the vinyl, a lot. You may have not recognized this actress Veronica Hugo because she’s pretty much only famous in Germany but she’s now famous in the States as the babe that will look hot tying me up and dripping hot wax on my nipples.
That is, in my dreams. You never know though, the world works in mysterious ways and she may be into female bloggers with an insane sexual appetite for babes in vinyl. One can only hope.
Busty Nicola McLean is still promoting Ultimo lingerie leaving a snail trail on Santa’s lap. Damn this chick has giant tits, I mean I know sex sells but damn. I guess this is the only way the UK knows how to sell shit is by making a busty blond wear panties for weeks at the local lingerie store. I think it’s working…
Miranda Kerr graced the January 2009 issue of Australian Vogue all sexy with her ‘Wanna play?’ face and yes, I do. I very much want to play with you Miranda, all day for many days.
Realistically, I probably wouldn’t even be able to perform if Miranda was standing stark naked in front me asking me to lick her twat. My innards would explode and I’d vomit blood all over her tits freaking her out. She’d jump out the window and hall ass down the street. Never to see her again. I’d just kill myself at that point.
The lovely Evan Rachel Wood would be sporting some awesome side boob action if in fact she had any trace of boobs, at all. That’s what I hate about the new stick skinny trend in Hollywood, no damn tits, unless they’re fake ones. I prefer the natural big ums.
If you have no idea who Evan is, well she an actress who dated Marilyn Manson for about a year and a half when she was at the ripe age of 18. They broke up recently, she’s twenty now. Marilyn Manson is in his 40′s, by the way. Need a calculator?
Katie Price is still selling her shit, this chick is like that infomercial jerk Billy Mays, she’ll sell you anything and everything. I can’t tell if she’s selling her jammies or her body under those jammies… it’s hard to tell coming from this whory looking whore.
Maxim is on a roll lately, they just released yet another set of sexy outtakes, this time it’s Sarah Michelle Gellar from her Maxim photoshoot and she looks flaming hot. Good ol’ Buffy has a crazy sexy side I’m sure her dorky husband Freddy Prince Jr can’t handle. She’s been kinda under the radar lately, but this hot photoshoot is a nice reminder of how awesome she looks.
Yet another babe attended the 2008 Spike Video Game Awards show, What the hell was Vida Guerra doing there? I’m not saying it’s a bad thing that she went but why did she go? She has nothing to do with anything than having a hot bubbly ass. I’m surprised there wasn’t a mass death toll at the awards show on the news because way too many babes showed up this time around and geeks can only handle so much. They are sensitive beings. A flash of a tittie would make them jizz in their pants.
The infamous party whore Tara Reid partied it up for her 25th birthday in Miami and it looks like she had alot of fun because the every next day she checked herself into rehab. No lie, she checked into Promises Treatment Center. Her claim to fame was being a party whore in The Big Lebowski and that gay movie American Pie, what has she done except contract herpes? Nothing.
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