Since it’s the Holiday Season here in America, everybody is trying to sell their shitty fragrances like Jessica Simpson’s plump breasts at the local Macy’s in Southern California. The name of her perfume is called ‘Fancy’, I would never buy something with that name, reminds me of snobby country club swamp rats who pay $300.00 for bottled water from the sweat of babies in some third world country. No thanks, you can keep your shitty scent.
Former supermodel Stephanie Seymour was the babe in the GNR video for November Rain and banged Axl Rose for a little bit in the 90’s. She’s now a Mom with nice MILF tits. She’s still kinda hot, I think I’d hit it if I was fresh out of other younger babes.
The biggest Hollywood dip shit Paris Hilton was out wearing her special push-up bra whoring up red carpet events with her awesome cleavage and skimpy outfits when her place got robbed. PWNED?
According to detectives, a man wearing a hooded sweatshirt and gloves forced entry through the front door, ransacked her bedroom and took an undisclosed amount of property and then left the scene,” said French, of the Los Angeles Police Department
Is that what people call karma? or was it bad luck? What ever the case may be, I’m sure Paris isn’t too stressed about it, her rich Mommy and Daddy will always be there to hand her wads of cash down her panties. Nice tits though.
Lily Allen has no shame when there’s something riding up her ass, so naturally she dug right up in there to dig it out. Honestly, she really didn’t have to do that, I would of helped… with my face. She could of just asked, would of spared the embarrassment of the paparazzi snapping all types of pictures and it would of probably been loads fun. For the both of us. Right? I’m usually right.
Dear Pamela Anderson,
Your Baywatch days are way over and I think it’s time you retire the giant tits from over exposure and focus on menopause and maybe raising your kids. Throw in the towel Pam, you’s be gettin’ too old for this type of show business There’s tons of babes half your age that are willing to show their sexy tight bodies and perky tits.
We just don’t need you anymore, you’re fired. Put on the moo moos and the granny slippers, your days of scandalous clothing and major cleavage bearing days are done. Good bye and good luck.
Sincerely,
Writer extraordinaire of MeandIsis.com
Alicia Keys is in a bikini soaking up the sun in Australia and I’m not. Alicia isn’t exactly pin thin and flawless but she’s just incredibly beautiful, talented, her voice is damn sexy and I’ll take her in any shape or size. Well, almost any shape and size, I can’t exactly scissor a 300 pound woman although for Alicia, I sure can try. Wow, I believe I hit a new low.
I’m trying to pin point what looks different and I think I got it…bigger tits? No. Oh ya, Nicola McLean is actually wearing clothes, sort of. Nicola frolics in the snow with her big ol’ tits almost hanging out and it’s times like this that I wish I lived in Europe because you just don’t fine these types of high grade chicks here in America. They don’t exist. I wouldn’t be surprised if this busty babe has a PHD in Mathematics. I’d motor boat those things until my lips explode.
The only thing I really noticed in the new NUTS magazine with Danielle Lloyd is her nice ass in a thong. A very very nice ass in a thong. The perfect little gift for this rainy Sunday morning. Some ass! Even though she could pass for an Oompa Loompa babe if she was just a tad shorter, I’d still hit it.
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