Merry Christmas from Danielle Lloyd’s big fake tits and a little bubbly ass action! I’m going to hope I get a nice peaceful Christmas Day today because I want to nurse this hang over from all the festivities I did last night, I woke up sticky and with a hue of purple in my groin region. Never mind that, enjoy your Holiday people and Miss Lloyd’s asstastic thong.
Look at the way Pamela Anderson pumps her gas, that looks insanely uncomfortable, especially the fact that she wears high boots and tank top with no pants. That outfit make no sense, not even to a street walking leper with no legs. We shall now deem her Pam no pants. Catchy huh?
Pam no pants is gonna blow herself to bits if she continues to pump gas in the most idiotic way possible. She’s making woman look retarded. I don’t pump gas like that, I use my vagina to stick the pump in the gas tank. I have a slight case of penis envy. I’m a sad human being.
I don’t fully understand why Victoria Silvstedt is being photographed by paparazzi anymore, she’s a has-been playmate but I have to state the obvious… she has a vagina. It’s confirmed by the way she’s spreading her legs. If you look closely, you can actually see her rotten botox injected clitoris.
Heidi Montag is not hot, in fact in these series of photos below, she looks like a major dog but her titties are distracting. They make me feel as if I shouldn’t even mind the mess of a face she’s got on her shoulders. I just may listen to my fake penis talking.
Could you imagine if I really was a dude and I really listened to a penis? I’d be in alot of trouble and probably dying of some sort of sexual transmitted disease I contracted by countless gutter whores I’ve most likely banged their brains out. It’s gods will that I am not a man.
Former supermodel and now crazy hot milf Stephanie Seymour in a bikini still soaking up the beach with her hot mom body playing in the sand with her kid. Stephanie is the type of mom that can probably show you a thing or two in the sack, like double fisting large thick pickles down her throat. Wow, that’s hot. I’d pay hundreds to see that… and take pictures to post on the internet.
Girls Aloud babe Cheryl Tweedy avoided an upskirt like the plague and that’s a FAIL on our part because she outsmarted us. Damn you Cheryl, you need to stop being such a vagina hoarder and let it slip once or twice for us non famous-non babe attractors. Well, not me because chicks dig chicks who blog… right?
I’ve always had an attraction to indie actress Bijou Phillips especially after her roll in Black in White and Bully, two very powerful and fucked up films. That’s why I love independent film actresses and actors, they always go the extra mile and steer away from the over hyped mainstream action or romantic comedies. Plus, Bijou is fucking perfection.
I take it Pam didn’t get my nicely worded letter? Good ol’ has-been Pamela Anderson was seen at the airport wearing a shirt and panties, no pants… at the airport. It’s not liek she forgot her pants to go to the club, the crazy bitch couldn’t dress herself to go to the damn airpirt. That’s one thing, the other thing is just look at that ass, it’s not hot. Not one bit of hotness radiates from that cottage cheese ass. It’s a shame really, she used to be to damn bangable back in her ‘tighter’ days.
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