Man, Doutzen Kroes sure does have a funny name but her body is perfection, her body in a bikini is flawless and her body on top of mine is explosively awesome. Try saying her name 10 times fast, I can’t. One things for sure, her tight ass body makes up for a stupid name. I’d hit it even if her parents names her after a feminine hygiene product.
Nothing better than two hot sweaty, wet, nipply babes on this fine chilly day after Christmas when you’ve already become bored of your new toys and trinkets. Then Alice Goodwin and Bianca Knight do some boxing roll playing in some tattered tops sans bras. All I have to say is Amen, now pass me a cold one.
As if the original published Maxim photos of Hilary Duff weren’t boring enough, the pictures that didn’t make the cut are practically the same as the ones that did. Hilary is lame, bitch needs a different approach to fame rather than being a prude ‘good girl’ like Jennifer Love Hewitt.
No girl is truly a good girl, these ones are just really awesome at hiding it. Hilary, you need to step it up a notch because you will fade away in Hollywood. Bitch has some sexy ass lips though!
I take it Lily Allen is all about the see through duds because this is the second time this week she shows off her mid drift. It’s not like I’m complaining here but could she at least pick a nicer looking dresses to wear, I mean these are old hooker ladies clothes. You know the ones that think they still ‘got it’ but really don’t. She’s not an old lady in fact she’s quite young but if you’re gonna wear revealing shit, go the extra mile and forget your panties at home.
Nicole Scherzinger and the other Pussycat Whores perform for MTV faux reality bore The Hills cast all decked out in vinyl outfits. It’s like a late Christmas present for me, except it’s just pictures of these sluts and not really an actual gift. This gift sucks ass. What’s a hand full of babes in vinyl gear when you can’t physically enjoy them? Oh well, I’ll take what I can get. Christmas sucks.
Merry Christmas from Danielle Lloyd’s big fake tits and a little bubbly ass action! I’m going to hope I get a nice peaceful Christmas Day today because I want to nurse this hang over from all the festivities I did last night, I woke up sticky and with a hue of purple in my groin region. Never mind that, enjoy your Holiday people and Miss Lloyd’s asstastic thong.
Look at the way Pamela Anderson pumps her gas, that looks insanely uncomfortable, especially the fact that she wears high boots and tank top with no pants. That outfit make no sense, not even to a street walking leper with no legs. We shall now deem her Pam no pants. Catchy huh?
Pam no pants is gonna blow herself to bits if she continues to pump gas in the most idiotic way possible. She’s making woman look retarded. I don’t pump gas like that, I use my vagina to stick the pump in the gas tank. I have a slight case of penis envy. I’m a sad human being.
I don’t fully understand why Victoria Silvstedt is being photographed by paparazzi anymore, she’s a has-been playmate but I have to state the obvious… she has a vagina. It’s confirmed by the way she’s spreading her legs. If you look closely, you can actually see her rotten botox injected clitoris.
Heidi Montag is not hot, in fact in these series of photos below, she looks like a major dog but her titties are distracting. They make me feel as if I shouldn’t even mind the mess of a face she’s got on her shoulders. I just may listen to my fake penis talking.
Could you imagine if I really was a dude and I really listened to a penis? I’d be in alot of trouble and probably dying of some sort of sexual transmitted disease I contracted by countless gutter whores I’ve most likely banged their brains out. It’s gods will that I am not a man.
Former supermodel and now crazy hot milf Stephanie Seymour in a bikini still soaking up the beach with her hot mom body playing in the sand with her kid. Stephanie is the type of mom that can probably show you a thing or two in the sack, like double fisting large thick pickles down her throat. Wow, that’s hot. I’d pay hundreds to see that… and take pictures to post on the internet.
Megan Fox Spreads ‘Em
Cheryl Burke In Her See Through Shirt
My New Favorite Sport
Joanna Krupa Gets Nude For Playboy
More Rihanna Nipple Fun
Hilary Duff And Jessica Szohr Lesbian Kiss