Former model Stephanie Seymour is still in a bikini, still at the beach with her kids but with some old turd which may be her husband. I’m too lazy to look it up so we’ll just assume he’s some rich CEO with a trophy ex-supermodel wife. You see how clever I am? I could write my own novel and sell it for millions. Not really but one can have goals.
Mondays generally suck for anyone who has a job, so to make your day just a tad more bearable here’s Ana Beatriz Barros long beautiful legs in Homen Vogue Brazil magazine with a hint of under boob and a dash no panties. This put a smile from ear to ear on my face so if you own a penis or is a faux lesbo like me, then you’ll enjoy the images below.
Pop faux lesbian Katy Perry is in a nice green bikini showing off her sexy body while vacationing in Mexico and I like it. I knew she was busty but I never realized how busty she really is until now. Makes me want to sing a song about motor boating her awesome tits for a weekend. It’ll be a hit, I know it!
Today’s 2009 Calendar pick is: Italian babe who graces the 2009 Excite byNight calendar with her very sexy ass and very sexy side boobage makes my Sunday Afternoon a bit more bearable. Bitch is hotter than rice cakes dipped in hot sauce. Gross, I know but I love them spicy rice cakes…. and ass.
Horse Teeth Mercedes Corby wore her sexiest face and hot body in some great bikinis but she can’t help her giant chompers ruining a hot moment. Ralph magazine took a giant toothed risk with this bitch on the cover but hey, she makes up for an ulgy face with a tight ass body.
Katie Price the ‘queen of selling anything she can think of’ was out promoting her equestrian line with her bubbly tits popping up and looking a bit fake. Fake like a plastic mannequin. She’s the sexiest, bustiest, big eye-lashed mannequin the human race will ever witness.
Sexy Rihanna gets tipsy with her man Chris Brown as he grinds her cute ass at a club. I’d love to be Chris Brown for a day and show this girl what a real man feels like. Well, what I think a real man would feel like. Damn it, if I was a dude, I’d practically hump anyone and anything at any time of the day. I’d get in trouble for sure.
Ok, well this confirms Jodie Marsh has lost her damn mind. Jodie celebrated her 30th birthday dress, or barely dressed as a dirty whore on the 23rd of December. She’s nuts man, I mean really really nuts. I think she’s up there with Amy Winehouse and Britney Spears. Although her lady friends looks like a great Slash impersonator.
Bust lingerie model Nicola McLean finally wore something different rather than Ultimo lingerie and instead of sitting on Santa’s lap she actually posed for J magazine. Although I’ve got to say, the photoshop is a bit heavy on this one. I mean damn, bitch isn’t that smooth. Either way she does look pretty damn sexy so I’ll give her that. Man those boobs are huge.
It’s always a fashion show for Mariah Carey even when it’s snowing and freezing cold outside, she still shows off some skin. Mariah is in Aspen shopping around for another dog collar for her boy toy husband Nick Cannon ahowing off some cleavage action even though she’s bundled up in snow gear. I guess her titties don’t need any warmth. That’s abuse, boobie abuse and I won’t stand for it! Although it does look kinda hot.
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