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Jessica Alba’s 2009 Campari Swimsuit Calendar

Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008 | No Comments

jessica alba 2009 Campari calendar

Holy balls, Jessica Alba just released her 2009 Campari Swimsuit Calendar looking finer than ever. I don’t know why they call it a swimsuit calender when she’s barely wearing a swimsuit at all, in fact, I thinks she’s only wearing maybe two swimsuit like outfits out of the entire gallery. However, I shall not complain, she looks smokin’ hot.

Makes me want to swim in Campari, damn those geniuses behind the marketing campaign for choosing my Jessica Alba. Yea, you read that right, she’s my girl. I don’t care if she’s married with a baby, I’ll keep living in my delusional state of mind all I want.

Doesn’t this photoshoot make you want to buy her product? She could be holding up a bowl of dog shit with a smile and I’d probably buy two of them. It’s sad really.

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Happy Birthday Britney

Tuesday, December 2nd, 2008 | No Comments

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The Pussycat Dolls Lingerie ‘Shhh’ Disappoints

Tuesday, December 2nd, 2008 | No Comments

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Lame. The Pussycat Dolls or should I say whores, launched their new lingerie line a while ago called ‘Shhh’ lingerie but this shit isn’t lingerie, it’s just stripper gear. For sure it’s sexy but I can totally wear that get-up to Walmart while shopping for diapers, this shit isn’t lingerie. Where’s the lace and see throughness? Where’s the nipple poppin’ push-up bras? I’m disappointed in these whores, it’s like they aren’t even trying anymore.

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Helen Tucker the New Face of HOT

Tuesday, December 2nd, 2008 | No Comments

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You may not have heard of Helen Tucker but it’s ok, she’s a new actress that had some small parts in an episode of CSI and The Closer. Don’t worry though, after this Maxim spread I’m sure she’ll get picked up by many directors… of movies and hopefully porn. I’m leaning more towards girl on girl porn. As Paris Hilton would say ‘That’s hot’. Wow, that last sentence can get me killed in most parts of the country.

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Abigail Clancy’s Sexy FHM Photoshoot

Tuesday, December 2nd, 2008 | No Comments

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Why isn’t this chick everywhere? On every poster, billboard, milk carton, or printed out and taped on my husbands face while we are having sexy time? Abigail Clancy is one hot babe and smokes up FHM with her tight ass body. Bitch should be in permanent lingerie. That should be declared a law. That’s it! I’m calling President Obama.

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Geri Halliwell Flashes her Ass to Kids

Tuesday, December 2nd, 2008 | No Comments

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Ex-Spice Girl Ginger Spice aka Geri Halliwell flashed her bare ass to kids at the Children’s Baftas wearing a see through red dress resulting in young boys balls dropping prematurely. I wonder what Geri was thinking as she was slipping on this see through dress moments before the awards show… ‘This oughta make the kiddies drool?’ At this point in her life, no body is drooling over her. Nobody.

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Lola Humps an Inflatable Toy

Monday, December 1st, 2008 | No Comments

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Britney Spears is all over the Place

Monday, December 1st, 2008 | No Comments

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Britney Spears’ big come back is here and we can’t get rid of her mug, it’s everywhere. Now all covered up and photoshopped to all holy hell on Glamour magazine. Unless her next step is to pose for Playboy magazine, I’d totally check it out out of sheer curiosity. I wanna see her baby maker. For scientific research of course.

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Beyonce Does her Silly Dance for German GQ

Monday, December 1st, 2008 | No Comments

Beyonce German GQ

The Germans must really like our America pop stars, Beyonce is the newest face to grace yet another German magazine. This time it’s German GQ as Beyonce posed in her silly “Single Ladies’ dance. I’m so fucking sick of that song and the phenomena oh youtube of her choreographed dance moves from the video. What the hell is wrong with people? I’ll admit it’s a catchy tune but that dance isn’t dancing. It’s something you do when bees are attack you at a park.

Did I mention how much I hate bangs? I really do. It makes hot chicks look stupid and unattractive.

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Aubrey O’Day Forgot Something

Monday, December 1st, 2008 | No Comments

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The unemployed ex-Danity Cane singer Aubrey O’Day was out walking around aimlessly for attention and forgot to strap her big fake tits with a bra in her see-through tank top. I dig it, but she’s almost looks like a mutant. But hey, titties are titties, I mean look at this bitch. I’d probably still hit it… ya, what am I kidding, I’d totally give her the ol’ clam sandwich. I have no standards.

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