Actually Chanelle Hayes gets topless for us in NUTS magazine, now that’s more like it. What’s going on in the UK that all types of fine ass glamour models are bare breasted for a photo spread in these magazines? I mean, I’m not complaining. Don’t get me wrong here, keep up the A+ work UK, but for real, What’s up Europe?
I can’t get enough of these new cycle of Victoria’s Secret chicks man, it’s like a crack addiction. Adriana Lima wore a fancy push-up bra with a little photoshop enhancement (because pin thin chicks only dream of such an endowed natural bust) for a Victoria’s Secret ad wearing her sexiest “Am I turning you on?” face. Yes, Adriana, you are turning on a whole slew of people. Thank you.
Victoria’s Secret supermodel and crazy smokin’ hot babe Miranda Kerr wore a nicely fitted red dress to the new opening of a new Victoria’s Secret store in New York. Talk about an uber babe, she can pretty much wear anything or nothing at all and look as lovely as ever. I couldn’t ever meet her in person because her beauty will melt my eye in a ooze out of my vagina. That’s how hot she is. It’s sick isn’t it?
Shauna Sand shows her inner whore at a presentable nightclub dressed like a whore in her platform heels in what it appears to be a sheer loin clothe decided to strip and expose her big fake tits to club goers.
The former Playmate — and Lorenzo Lamas’ ex — hit the dance floor with her trademark Plexiglass platforms and proceeded to grind on a club patron while pulling up her dress and showing off her breasts.
Hot! Actually no, not hot, more like get that leather skinned whore off my table before she gets the clap in my drink.
The ever so lovely Anne Hathaway wore a low low low cut dress to the amfAR Event which is a foundation for AIDS Research and Support, making it really hard for me to look at her messy ass hair and half assed make-up. Damn it I looked. No worries, I’d still motor boat those white pillowy breast!
It’s like when Paris Hilton is feeling a little lonely and craves a bit of attention from the media, the bitch straps on a push-up bra and smiles. Maybe it’s working because I’m writing yet another update about her cleavage. What can I say, I’m flawed. Boobs are my weakness.
Although Paris has been looking pretty haggard lately as if she’s been up late riding the ol’ random guy meat stick now that she’s newly single. Then again, I don’t think being with that twin Madden douche really stopped her from hanging around strange cock.
Where the hell did those things come from and Why is she still celebrating her birthday? Anyway, Britney Spears partied for her 27th Birthday like the 27th time it seems. She took her skimpy tight dress with her boobs spilling out to New York for a party and boobs did some boobs boobs and boobs. That’s the only thing I can see at this point. Her boobs. I tried staring at them to see if magically a nipple would appear but no success in that.
Polish bombshell whose name I can’t even pronounce, Edyta Sliwinska posed in her lingerie for Maxim magazine isn’t a model or an actress but a professional ballroom dancer. She’s only famous for her moves on the TV show Dancing with The Stars. I for on have never seen a single episode of that show, nor do I care but if chicks like Edyta are dancing around in one of those skimpy dance leotards with sequence all over them, I may actually catch an episode or two.
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