Ever since Scarlett Johansson got married she’s been doing a lot of sexy photo spreads in magazines, which is weird because when most woman get married they start looking frumpy as if they give up on life. True story, just look at Eva Longoria-Parker as soon as she got married she gained weight and stopped wearing make-up. In other words, frumpy. Just recently she suffered an upskirt moment and revealed her spanx underwear to hide her cottage cheese ass. It’s just sad.
Kristen Bell likes her dresses tight like her… vagina? I know I know, that was too easy but hey my mind is permanently in the gutter. Anyway, back to Kristen Bells’ fine body, she needs a bigger chest. She’s slacking in that department pretty badly. It’s sad, I know, but we live in the 21st century where flawed chicks can be with a little ‘correction’ by the hands of a surgeon.
Bless this girl for her flawless body meant for tiny bikinis. Curse her for being butt ugly. Heidi Montag and her newly married husband Spencer Pratt are the most annoying retards in Hollywood right now. They both are media whores that crave for attention from practically anyone. I’ll give that bitch all the attention she wants but god damn she needs a paper bag over her face worse than Sarah Jessica Parker. I mean she doesn’t close her damn mouth. [insert penis joke here].
The Pussycat Whores launched their lingerie line ’shhh’ at the local Bebe store dressed as if spandex and hooker shoes were their BFF. That’s not a bad thing, in fact the world needs more sluts like these but damn, don’t these chicks ever get tired of whoring themselves? Probably not, they have whore blood running through their veins.
I haven’t had the pleasure of updating many posts with Emily Scott’s big healthy tits. So this is for you, because most Saturdays in the month of December generally suck now that we are near the Holidays with Christmas shopping and going to boring ass company parties with your bitchy ex-girlfriend to watch your boss get wasted and talk shit about the secretaries big ass. Happy Holidays from Emily’s awesome wet titties!
All women have a dark side, that has been scientifically proven by the elite doctors at Harvard or Princeton or where ever the smart doctors come from. Good ol’ Keri Russell just gave us a sneak peek of her dark side and I really really like it. I love messed up chicks with the mascara running down their face, lipstick smeared across their cheeks, missing panties like they had a very rough night. Those types of chicks have the most fun in my opinion.
Well this was unexpected, Isla Fisher is a total babe… or should I say MILF. Isla graces us with a hot photo spread for the December issue of FHM in a tight yellowy green dress with her boobers squeezing out. She looks hot and Sasha Baron Cohen is one hell of a lucky dude to bang this hot piece of ass. Damn I just channeled a horny Italian guy… read the above sentences again in your head with a horny Italian guys voice. Creepy huh?
I hope your Friday just got a little better because of these hot pictures of Marisa Miller in a sexy tight pink dress only a Barbie doll can wear… besides the other Victoria’s Secret babes. Marisa celebrated the grand opening of the Victoria’s Secret Lexington Ave. Flagship Store in New York and I’m bummed I live in the piss hole of Florida. Not that I could ever get close to the woman, one glance at me and she’d pepper spray my vagina because I’d be trying to throw it at her. Pepper spray in the vagina? That would suck.
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