Why isn’t this chick everywhere? On every poster, billboard, milk carton, or printed out and taped on my husbands face while we are having sexy time? Abigail Clancy is one hot babe and smokes up FHM with her tight ass body. Bitch should be in permanent lingerie. That should be declared a law. That’s it! I’m calling President Obama.
Ex-Spice Girl Ginger Spice aka Geri Halliwell flashed her bare ass to kids at the Children’s Baftas wearing a see through red dress resulting in young boys balls dropping prematurely. I wonder what Geri was thinking as she was slipping on this see through dress moments before the awards show… ‘This oughta make the kiddies drool?’ At this point in her life, no body is drooling over her. Nobody.
Britney Spears’ big come back is here and we can’t get rid of her mug, it’s everywhere. Now all covered up and photoshopped to all holy hell on Glamour magazine. Unless her next step is to pose for Playboy magazine, I’d totally check it out out of sheer curiosity. I wanna see her baby maker. For scientific research of course.
The Germans must really like our America pop stars, Beyonce is the newest face to grace yet another German magazine. This time it’s German GQ as Beyonce posed in her silly “Single Ladies’ dance. I’m so fucking sick of that song and the phenomena oh youtube of her choreographed dance moves from the video. What the hell is wrong with people? I’ll admit it’s a catchy tune but that dance isn’t dancing. It’s something you do when bees are attack you at a park.
Did I mention how much I hate bangs? I really do. It makes hot chicks look stupid and unattractive.
The unemployed ex-Danity Cane singer Aubrey O’Day was out walking around aimlessly for attention and forgot to strap her big fake tits with a bra in her see-through tank top. I dig it, but she’s almost looks like a mutant. But hey, titties are titties, I mean look at this bitch. I’d probably still hit it… ya, what am I kidding, I’d totally give her the ol’ clam sandwich. I have no standards.
The head whore from the Pussycat Whores posed for German Maxim magazine in some pretty hot vinyl stockings and of course the PVC dress. You know what’s not hot? Her bangs. There’s nothing more hideous than a chick with bangs, it’s so school girl and not the sexy type. I hate bangs, her Maxim cover photo is perfect.
You know, it’s too bad the Pussycat Dolls can’t sing worth shit, we’d have the complete package of sexy whores dancing in lingerie and great tunes but the world is cruel that way. You can’t have it all.
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