- The Perfect woman (Magamba)
- Olga Kurylenko is easy on the eyes (DirtyRottenWhore)
- Beyonce does the bikini thing (Celebridiot)
- New Years Eve Resolutions (FListed)
- Matt Dillon got arrested (HollywoodRag)
- Dane Cook had is brother arrested (Yeeeah!)
- Babes for the new year (MyCams)
- Take this one home to Mom (LocalHotties)
Archive for December, 2008
Happy New Year and Junk
Wednesday, December 31st, 2008 | No Comments
Trekki Babe Jolene Blalock
Wednesday, December 31st, 2008 | 1 Comment
Today is the last day of 2008 and what’s a better way to spend a few seconds of you life staring at Star Trek babe Jolene Blalock’s big luscious lips and bulging eye balls. She’s like the nerdy Angelina Jolie of the dweeb galaxy. She’s hot and I’d like her to munch on my enterprise.
Anyway kids, Happy New Years Eve and enjoy puking in the dirty stalls of the bar you’ll be wishing you never went too. Stay away from the Jager bombs, it’ll end your night early.
Prince Harry is Tapping This
Wednesday, December 31st, 2008 | 1 Comment
Prince Harry is vacationing with Chelsy Davy, the hot bitch about. I don’t care about the Royal family but Prince Harry’s girlfriend is one hot piece of ass. If you can look passed his gapped toothed face, his body is pretty hot too. I’d tap that royal couple.
Cate Blanchett Glows in Vanity Fair
Wednesday, December 31st, 2008 | No Comments
Porcelain skin beauty Cate Blanchett can still manage to make the hair on my neck stand with her mesmerizing face, even after spitting out kids, she has preserved nicely. Cate is beyond MILF standards, she’s a woman that you don’t want to give a good ‘Donkey Punch’ but a woman you want to paint or just talk to.
I’m fucking with you, I’d totally give her a little taste of my roast beef with extra mystery sauce. It’s New Years Eve people, I’m not about to get emotional or artsy farsty so enjoy the last day of 2008 having fun, avoiding STD’s and well drinking your face off.
Ashley Tisdale Wins the Photoshop Awards
Wednesday, December 31st, 2008 | 2 Comments
Ever since this High School Musical tramp Ashley Tisdale reconstructed her nose with a new one, she’s made herself look like a huge asshole. I thought she was pretty before the plastic surgery but she ruined her face and I’m sorry, bitch don’t look this naturally beautiful in person. You can thank the wizards at Photoshop land for this hot magazine spread.
Drunk Girl Seduces Cops
Wednesday, December 31st, 2008 | No Comments
- Joana Frietas Does GQ Portugal (Flisted)
- MySpace Babe (DirtyRottenWhore)
- Remember Tiffany Shepard? (Celebridiot)
- This is what a card throwing master looks like (DoubleViking)
- These chicks are fun (LocalHottie)
- Beer Goggles (Magamba)
- Tasty (CollegeHumor)
- Porn star is going to Prison (HollywoodRag)
- Amy Fisher sex tape (Yeeeah!)
- What’s better than a little T&A? Nothing (LiveJasmin)
Izabel Goulart Does her Best DT Magazine Photoshoot
Tuesday, December 30th, 2008 | No Comments
Got to love them long supermodel legs, Izabel Goulart has some smokin’ hot stems on that little body of hers. I love it when babes do manual labor such as washing a car, mowing the lawn or even cleaning the septic tank with their bare hands. They cringe and maybe puke a bit but it just adds to the hotness.
Naomi Campbell’s Tight Bikini Body
Tuesday, December 30th, 2008 | No Comments
I haven’t posted any Naomi Campbell pictures in a while so here’s a little purple bikini action while vacationing in Maldives with her kabillionaire boyfriend Vladislav Doronin during the Holiday.
Vlad is Russian. His estimating fortune is about $1.8 billion as in a hell of alot of money. Naomi has said she wants to marry Vlad because ‘Vladi is right for me’. I want to marry him too. I believe he’s perfect for me! Bah, gold digging slut.
Jennifer Ellison’s Sexy Photoshoot in J magazine
Tuesday, December 30th, 2008 | No Comments
UK uber busty uber babe Jennifer Ellison posed for J magazine in some terribly sexy positions turning me way on, my panties exploded. It would of been funnier to say my penis exploded from a raging hard on but the fact is, I have a stupid vagina. My mother must have been in the wrong position when her and my Dad were conceiving me.
Bitch should of done it doggie instead of being a lazy bitch and lying on her back. Not that positions have anything to do with the sex of a child but maybe if she was a freak, I would of been born a man. But no, I’m just a perverted woman. Life’s rough having a vagina, just ask any female. Back on topic, I’d bang Jennifer Ellison’s brains out… if I had a penis.
Paris Hilton shows off Her Cleavage to Australians
Tuesday, December 30th, 2008 | No Comments
Paris Hilton’s perky tits went shopping in Australia showing off a little chest and trying on revealing sun dresses. In one picture it almost looks as if she was about to experience a nipple slip but those things are so damn small not even a Hurrican with 60 MPH wind would move her tits. Perhaps her weave would flop off but that’s about it. I’d hit it after I gulp a handful of Quaalude’s with a bottle of Gin.
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