Sexy supermodel Eva Herzigova went topless for DT magazine looking sexier than ever. I recently saw some photos of her at a nightclub trashed and I thought she looked flippin’ haggard but now that the November issue of DT came out with her awesome pictorial, I feel better. There’s nothing more gnarly than a washed up super model hag. Look at Janice Dickenson, bitch it nasty.
How about a little Monica Cruz panty upskirt to get you excited about Thursday, the day before Friday! Man, I woke up this morning thinking it was Friday and then I realized it was freakin’ Thursday. What a bummer. I was planning to invite some peeps over and get stupid, but no, it’s Thursday. Then I saw Monica’s panties and I felt a tad better. Not really.
Who new under all of Jennifer Aniston’s snobby clothes and prude like vibe she had such a flat tummy. I mean, she was always a good looking woman but too conservative, always professional and covered up. Oh and really boring to look at. All you have to do it throw her is slutty clothes and her some much needed hottness over shadows all that other crap.
Say hello to Vanessa Hudgens, she’s not in High School but she pretends to be a teen virgin while singing and dancong around like a pop tart with other retards. I don’t understand the phenomena that is High School Musical 1,2, and 3.
What the hell is wrong America? Are you sick? Need some Aspirin and a hug or something? I mean holy crap. All I know it Vanessa is a dirty whore behind that cute smile.
Thanks to the wizards and magicians of CS4 (latest photoshop) Britney Spears looks awesomely smooth, skinny and acne free. You can’t even tell she ate 3 bean burritos, a XL bag of Cheetos, and a Venti frappuccino from Starbucks on her way to that photo shoot. Cheers to the photoshop team, Britney’s back! Until we see candid photos of course.
Heavenly Miranda Kerr appeared in Ocean Drive magazine looking like an Angel sent from heaven to give generous boners to men and envious women to question their sexuality. Not only is her face beautiful but she’s got the body of a 13 year old boy with boobs. Wait, that’s not hot. I don’t dig tiny chicks but I’ll let this one pass, Miranda consider yourself special.
Holy Crap! Scarlett Johansson looks bangin’ on the cover of Wizard magazine with her maximum cleavage busting out. I’m a bit confused as to why she’s on the cover of dweeb central magazine but who cares, she’s flippin’ hot.
Nikki Cox used to look so hot in that Married with Children spin off series from the late 90′s Unhappily Ever After with that schizophrenic guy who spoke to a stuffed bunny. Ya, she looks like a plastic surgery nightmare. Not even nice side boob action makes me hot for her anymore, she needs a hug and maybe some food.
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