Man, I’m pissed. Christina Aguilera’s big milky boobs have deflated or dried up and I’m super bummed because she made every single low cut dress look awesome. And by awesome I mean delicious. And by delicious I mean thirst quenching. She’s practically flat now.
Holy Crap, I don’t know much more of these hot bitches I can take. First the lingerie fittings and then the bikini photo shoot and now with just a tiny bit of their mid drift showing, it’s still turning on. I have blue clit, get it? Like blue balls but for a chick? Whatever, these bitches better make house calls soon, I’ll even cyber with them, I don’t care.
I don’t get the trendy Hollywood bangs all the hottie are sporting these days. Bangs are for little girls. Although Jessica Alba really can’t look bad even if she tried, it’s hard to believe she had a baby less than a year ago. She looks awesome and I don’t have anything to bitch about, well except for her bags. Bangs suck.
Holy Crap, Vikki Blows reenacts scenes from The Devil May Cry video game in Font magazine looking insanely hot. I’m not a huge video gamer but Vikki just freakin’ amazes me with her spot on character, plus she’s topless. This has been an awesome Friday update if you ask me. All I need is an ice cold beer and maybe a sandwich to complete this superb Friday afternoon.
Damn, and I thought the bikini pictures were hot, we’ve got all the Victoria’s Secret models in a VS store in Miami about 500 miles from where I live. I’m such an idiot, I moved away from Miami one year too early.
I see they added Namibian model Behati Prinsloo along with the rest of the beautiful VS babes Marisa Miller, Adriana Lima, Karolina Kurkova, Miranda Kerr, Selita Ebanks, Heidi Klum, Doutzen Kroes, Alessandra Ambrosio. Now that’s an orgy I’d kick Grandma’s in the face for.
A Paris Hilton nip slip isn’t very special since you can simply Google her name and her small tits pop up but her punani will too. I’m surprised that Good Charlotte douche Benji Madden is still tapping that flat white girl ass of hers, no doubt she’s probably a good screw but damn, she’s definitely got her ugly days. Like in these pictures.
Adriana Lima, Karolina Kurkova, Marisa Miller, and Alessandra Ambrosio came together to wish us a happy Friday showing off some seriously needed skin. I lie. Actually the lovely ladies are in their stunning bikinis for a Victoria’s Secret Swimwear photo shoot in Miami. But my Friday just got healthier.
Supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio looks fine in a sexy swimsuit. Remember this chick just had a baby in August, she’s just another Cyborg like Angelina Jolie. Perhaps maybe even good genes because holy crap they look smokin’ hot as if they never got pregnant.
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