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Jessica Simpson got New BJ Lips

Wednesday, November 19th, 2008 | No Comments

I don’t blame Jessica Simpson for altering her lips, I mean her career is in a slump and she really can’t act if her life depended on it. Besides, the porn industry is always looking for fresh faces or in this case lips. Wait, what?

You mean she didn’t change her career? She won’t be starring in a new porn titled “Face Humping 6 with cuntry star Jessica Simpson”? Not even as a fluffer? Damn, what the hell was she thinking fucking up her face like that then? It looks as if she got her vagina transplanted to her face.

TAGS: Jessica Simpson

Busty Scarlett Johansson Allure Outtakes

Wednesday, November 19th, 2008 | 1 Comment

Scarlett Johansson has the best boobs to motorboat, but since that would be illegal because I doubt she would give me consent to do such an awesome thing, I’ll settle with some boring Allure outtakes from the December 2008 issue. I guess. I’d totally prefer the whole motorboat idea but whatever hoarder! Scarlett is hoarding her boobs all to herself and that’s just rude.

TAGS: Scarlett Johansson

Doutzen Kroes is Sexy in Pink

Wednesday, November 19th, 2008 | No Comments

Victoria’s Secret model Doutzen Kroes show up to a Vogue Fashion Fund in NY wearing a sweet pink dress that was practically made for her body, it’s the perfect fit. This chick kinda reminds me of Sophie Monk a bit but Doutzen is most definitely hotter. I’d slip her the ol’ V.A.G. Wow, that was uncalled for.

TAGS: Doutzen Kroes

Justin Timberlake on SNL Wears a Leotard and Pumps

Tuesday, November 18th, 2008 | No Comments

Top 10 Signs you was too drunk last night (DoubleViking)
Delicious Apples! (Magamba)
Girls Gone Wild sluts (TimeKiller)
Marisa Miller is queen of hot (DirtyRottenWhore)
Mega sluts with too much free time (LiveJasmin)
Audrina Patridge tits (Celebridiot)
Stacy Keibler is in a bikini and I like it (Egotastic)
Scrumptious pieces of ass (LocalHotties)
Two hot blondes for the price of one (HollywoodRag)

Sexy Megan Fox GQ Outtakes

Tuesday, November 18th, 2008 | No Comments

It’s been a while since we’ve seen hot Megan Fox pictures and all of the sudden like if God was listening to our prayers, GQ outtakes hit the internets. I’ll take any sexy pictures of Megan, I missed her as hundreds of thousands of other human beings across the nation have as well. We heart you.

TAGS: Megan Fox

Ed Hardy had a Lingerie Fashion Show too

Tuesday, November 18th, 2008 | 1 Comment

Sexy model Tami Donaldson hosted Ed Hardy Intimates Fashion Show at Vince Neil’s Dr. Feelgoods Bar in West Palm Beach, FL, Friday night with the hottest South Florida sluts they could find. Doesn’t look as extravagant as the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show, it even looks like a skanky bar they pushed all the tables together and called it a runway but still, nice asses and nice boobs in lingerie. Can’t get any better than that.

Holly Madison Does her Best, Fails

Tuesday, November 18th, 2008 | No Comments

Holly Madison does her best ‘sexy’ photo shoot for LA Direct magazine but it looks like a frightened little girl who gets beat by her drunken stepfather, plus she’s fully clothed and that’s just weird. Holly isn’t a glamor model, she’s a playmate with big fake tits.

She would of looked better naked or at least in a thong bikini pouring water over her bubbly boobs. But no, she tries to be artsy and fails. Take my advice and stop trying to be classy Holly, it just isn’t you.

TAGS: Holly Madison

Jennifer Ellison is Topless, Sort of

Tuesday, November 18th, 2008 | No Comments

Jennifer Ellison holds on to her giant tits for dear life as she (for some odd reason) refuses to unleash her melon fury. Maybe she’ll lose her balance down stairs, they must be top heavy. Or maybe she’s a terrible tease as most women are. Shit, it’s not like we’ve never seen her tits before, she’s on a different topless pictorial every other week. Tease!

TAGS: Jennifer Ellison

Lindsay Lohan Attacked by an Anti-Fur PETA Activist in Paris

Monday, November 17th, 2008 | No Comments

Mariah Carey is back to being fat (Celebridiot)
Audrina Patridge looks like a street walkin’ hooker (DirtyRottenWhore)
Big, bigger, holy shit (Magamba)
Beautiful natural sluts (LivePrivates)
Oops I’m naked online (TimeKiller)
Bring home a Whore for the Holidays (LocalHotties)
Russell Simmon’s exposes a chicks nipple on the beach (FListed)
Katie Price talks about her sex life, like we care. (HollywoodRag)
Jessica Biel as a stripper (Popoholic)

Aubrey O’Day in her Permanent Pucker

Monday, November 17th, 2008 | No Comments

Aubrey O’Day always has her lips permanently puckered as if she always appears moments after fellating a penis. I don’t get what’s with the head band trend in Hollywood, I mean it looks stupid. Is she trying to be a tree hugging hippie with big fakes tits and cosmetically altered lips? It’s not hot.

TAGS: Aubrey O'Day

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