Katie Price is out whoring out her new lingerie line wearing her lingerie with her nice big unnatural tits snug and tight in a bra. The only thing that disappoints me is that she has a white girl ass. Meaning, no ass. She needs a little Latina flavor in her so she could have a booty that pops out to fill out her thong. That thong is barely holding on to her hip bones.
I’ve seen some sexy pictorials of Bianca Gascoigne in the past, but never this raunchy. She posed completely nude for NUTS magazine this time around all skankalicious, even on all fours presenting like if she’s a whore in heat. Don’t get me wrong, I dig a naughty chick but she reminds me Aubrey O’Day’s crazy whore photo shoot that just went to far. To whorey for my taste, like if I had any.
Friday’s bikini pick is: Brazilian babe Suelyn Medeiros and her bubbly ass in a thong. She is isn’t very hot, in the face that is. Which is a minor detail when it comes to a bangin’ body that can handle a tiny bikini while her skin glistening in oil. Happy Friday.
Another cleavage filled babe who attended the GQ Man of the Year Awards last week is the amazing Tricia Helfer. She’s a total babe and one of the hottest who’s claimed to fame is from a nerdy show. I’ll hit it, Battlestar Galactica style bitches. Well that line would of worked better if I was a dude with a huge wang, but no. I have a meat wallet instead.
For those of you who have no idea what Spanx is, it’s an expensive girdle for the fatties. It comes in large granny underwear form or as long as a leotard like what Eva has on. Nonetheless, It’s sad that Eva Longoria ruined a hot upskirt moment with her granny spanx.
Now this is more like it. I don’t know what Kim Kardashian did (probably skipped a few meals) to look this hot in a bikini but whatever she did, it’s working. She looks hot. Girl needs to jump on the treadmill for some really needed ass tightening, other than that, I’m digging these new bikini photos.
Ex Spice girl, Posh Spice aka Victoria Beckham took her new short haircut and large fake tits out in a sexy white dress. Her new style makes her look like a nymph-like elf that crawled out of the forest for some human sexy time. I personally am not impressed with elves but a little guzzle from the ol’ vodka bottle and shit, I’d hit it. I’d hit story book style. Don’t blame me for my cheestastic one liners, it’s morning time and I haven’t yet digested my Mexican dinner from last night.
Thank the holy heavens for red carpet events, now-a-days everybody has an Awards show for everything. Let’s take this time to thank GQ for their awesome ‘Mens’ magazine and developing the GQ Men of the Year Awards and of course inviting Megan Fox to strut her fine self down the red carpet in a hot pink dress. There’s nothing like a little Megan cleavage to boost your depressing mid-week hump day.
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