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Busty Kelly Brook in a Bikini

Saturday, November 22nd, 2008 | No Comments

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Sexy Kelly Brook is one of those chicks that needs to be in a permanent bikini at all times during every season because she looks so damn fine half naked. She seriously fills it out nicely without being anorexicly thin or with sacks of cottage cheese hanging out like some chicks.

Anyway, I’d like to extend a personal invitation to Kelly for an elite party in my pants. I don’t just invite any ol’ bikini babe so consider yourself the lucky one tonight Kelly. I’m channeling my inner Quagmire. I don’t think it’s working.

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Hayden Panettiere’s Teen Size Cleavage

Saturday, November 22nd, 2008 | No Comments

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I always rant and rave about big natural boobs because well, they’re awesomely pillowy soft and just plain perfect. Today, I’m going to expand my horizon to the small tits like Hayden Panettiere’s non-existent cleavage because small tits need a little lovin’ too. I’d motor boat ya!

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Sarah Palin Interviewed While Turkey Slaughtering in the Background

Friday, November 21st, 2008 | No Comments

<a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=z-kjM1asH-8">http://youtube.com/watch?v=z-kjM1asH-8</a>

Kate Beckinsale in UK Elle with Mile Long Legs

Friday, November 21st, 2008 | No Comments

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The ever so refreshing Kate Beckinsale showed off her sexy long legs in the UK Edition of Elle magazine in panties or boy shorts, more like panties. Kate’s always been open about her sex life but now she’s just unrealistic.

“I don’t like to walk around wearing no make-up with my hair rolled on top of my head on my days off. I think my husband would be a bit bummed out if I did.

“It’s nice to feel like you’re wooing the other person a bit, as once it degenerates into wearing yesterday’s sweatpants and farting on the sofa, you lose a bit of the spice.

“You’ve got to keep up the seduction phase – it’s fun.”

For sure seduction is fun but there’s no way I can wake up with make-up on and my hair done. I barely brush my hair and shave my armpits as it is, I couldn’t imagine holding in my farts for my husband. Screw that, he better like me for who I am and not this pretty pretty princess. It’s just not realistic to me.

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Katie Price Launches her Lingerie Line While Wearing Lingerie

Friday, November 21st, 2008 | No Comments

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Katie Price is out whoring out her new lingerie line wearing her lingerie with her nice big unnatural tits snug and tight in a bra. The only thing that disappoints me is that she has a white girl ass. Meaning, no ass. She needs a little Latina flavor in her so she could have a booty that pops out to fill out her thong. That thong is barely holding on to her hip bones.

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Bianca Gascoigne Naked in NUTs

Friday, November 21st, 2008 | No Comments

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I’ve seen some sexy pictorials of Bianca Gascoigne in the past, but never this raunchy. She posed completely nude for NUTS magazine this time around all skankalicious, even on all fours presenting like if she’s a whore in heat. Don’t get me wrong, I dig a naughty chick but she reminds me Aubrey O’Day’s crazy whore photo shoot that just went to far. To whorey for my taste, like if I had any.

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Suelyn Medeiros Has a Nice Bubbly Ass

Friday, November 21st, 2008 | No Comments

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Friday’s bikini pick is: Brazilian babe Suelyn Medeiros and her bubbly ass in a thong. She is isn’t very hot, in the face that is. Which is a minor detail when it comes to a bangin’ body that can handle a tiny bikini while her skin glistening in oil. Happy Friday.

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Can We Say Stalker?

Thursday, November 20th, 2008 | No Comments

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Tricia Helfer Has Great Fun Bags

Thursday, November 20th, 2008 | No Comments

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Another cleavage filled babe who attended the GQ Man of the Year Awards last week is the amazing Tricia Helfer. She’s a total babe and one of the hottest who’s claimed to fame is from a nerdy show. I’ll hit it, Battlestar Galactica style bitches. Well that line would of worked better if I was a dude with a huge wang, but no. I have a meat wallet instead.

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Eva Longoria Spanx Upskirt

Thursday, November 20th, 2008 | No Comments

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For those of you who have no idea what Spanx is, it’s an expensive girdle for the fatties. It comes in large granny underwear form or as long as a leotard like what Eva has on. Nonetheless, It’s sad that Eva Longoria ruined a hot upskirt moment with her granny spanx.

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Kim Kardashian is still in a Bikini

Thursday, November 20th, 2008 | 1 Comment

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Now this is more like it. I don’t know what Kim Kardashian did (probably skipped a few meals) to look this hot in a bikini but whatever she did, it’s working. She looks hot. Girl needs to jump on the treadmill for some really needed ass tightening, other than that, I’m digging these new bikini photos.

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Victoria Beckham’s Elf Tits

Thursday, November 20th, 2008 | No Comments

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Ex Spice girl, Posh Spice aka Victoria Beckham took her new short haircut and large fake tits out in a sexy white dress. Her new style makes her look like a nymph-like elf that crawled out of the forest for some human sexy time. I personally am not impressed with elves but a little guzzle from the ol’ vodka bottle and shit, I’d hit it. I’d hit story book style. Don’t blame me for my cheestastic one liners, it’s morning time and I haven’t yet digested my Mexican dinner from last night.

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