Jessica Biel’s ass attended the CNN Heroes: An All-Star Tribute in Hollywood too, there’s an event I wish I was invited too. All the awesome celebrity asses and titties were there and I missed out. I can’t even remember what I did this weekend, after a few beers my memory fades and the slurred words come out. I did however wake up with a toy car in my ass. Weird.
This is not a shock to the world that Bai Ling nearly slipped a nipple at the American Music Awards Show while showing off her hideous dress. I mean, what the hell is this bitch wearing. It looks like shit. Back on topic, It must be hard maintaining her abnormally long nipples because she can slip a nipple through a damn turtle neck. Seriously, her nipple starves for exposure.
Wow, Christina Aguilera really knows how to pick her best street hooker outfit for the American Music Awards Show performance over the weekend. I mean holy hell, she looks like a dirty whore. She also hasn’t lost all the pregnancy weight gain, not enough to wear such a whorey get-up at least. I’d still hit it and I know you would too. Don’t lie.
The ever so boobielicious Salma Hayek took her two lovely milk juggs to the CNN Heroes: An All-Star Tribute Event in a nice revealing blue dress showing a bit of some much needed side boob action. I love how Salma picks her gowns, she don’t wear em’ if they don’t show em’… if you know what I mean. I would sell my kidney on the black market for a chance to molest those fun bags. Seriously, I’d sell one of my organs to touch Salma’s boobs. What can I say, I have severe boobie issues.
Gossip Girls Blake Lively has nice full perky boobs and should stick to showing them off like this, if not just teeny bit more. Maybe next time wear a sheer see-throughish white dress pouring a glass of cold milk over your naughty boobs as you strut down the red carpet during an event.
Ya, that should make you even more famous and alot more attractive. If Blake takes my advice, she’d be the next Aubrey O’Day in know time. I guess that wouldn’t be very positive but could you imagine the awesome photos? Man, that would be the perfect post!
Don’t worry if you’ve never heard of The Cheeky Girls or even the slithering hoes that sing and dance around in next to nothing, you’re not missing much. Their just another all girl pop group kinda like the hoe UK rendition of the Pussycat Dolls but with accents.
Anyway, Romanian babe Monica Irimia released a sexy photoshoot of her naked. I know in a couple of pictures she wearing duct tape to cover up some portions of her body but it’s all null and void because household items such as tape, isn’t an outfit…. the more you know.
I sure can’t, apparently Maxim can’t either. Maxim US released these sexy pictures of bond girl Olga Kurylenko posing with her ‘I want you’ face in some sexy dresses. This chick is by far the sexiest and most interesting chick I’ve seen since Jessica Alba. I dunno, I’d probably give up my life long relationship for a chance to motor boat Olga. I’m joking, I love my husband and would never leave him for some hot chick… or would I?
Supermodel supermilf Heidi Klum brought her cleavagey mom tits on set to a shampoo commercial looking pretty damn fine for a woman who has pooped out babies. If only all women would preserve this way after children, the world would be 100% sexier and milfalicious.
AnnaLynne McCord’s body is as sexy as a 15 year old boy on heroin. Not sexy. Girl needs to put on some weight because she lacks two awesome things that women possess. Ass and titties. AnnaLynne couldn’t fill out Kim Kardashian’s bikini is her life depended on it. Wait, is that a nipple?
Forget Tila Tequila’s lame Shot at Love hoe ridden reality show, meet the Ikki twins for their hoe ridden reality show A Double Shot at Love full of the same raunchy girl on girl make-out skinny dipping sluts. Yea, I’m totally going to watch it too. You see that guy yell TWINS! jizzing his tighty whities? Tard.
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