Pop vintage star Katy Perry and her old fashion style graced the covers of FHM with her ruby red lips and nice wholesome cleavage. I totally dig the vintage look but those high wasted granny panties just don’t do it for me. At all. They suck. I like the low wasted barely there look. or no panties at all, I like that one the best.
Today’s sexy 2009 Calendar babe is: Motha Effing Jakki Degg’s insanely hot 2009 lingerie calendar. She’s got ‘eff me’ written all over her face with those smokey eyes and plump lips, kinda makes you want to smack your wife in the face for not being as hot as Jakki. Kinda brutal but it’s a fact.
I cannot believe I’m about to say this but holy shit Paris Hilton looks flippin’ bangin’. It’s most definitely because of my love and obsession for latex outfits. I’ve had a few beers and then to stumble upon these awesome pictures of Paris opening for the Pussycat Dolls Lounge in a skin tight latex dress makes me want to lick the monitor. She looks hot, her body looks flawless and I’ll regret this post later.
Jessica Biel’s ass attended the CNN Heroes: An All-Star Tribute in Hollywood too, there’s an event I wish I was invited too. All the awesome celebrity asses and titties were there and I missed out. I can’t even remember what I did this weekend, after a few beers my memory fades and the slurred words come out. I did however wake up with a toy car in my ass. Weird.
This is not a shock to the world that Bai Ling nearly slipped a nipple at the American Music Awards Show while showing off her hideous dress. I mean, what the hell is this bitch wearing. It looks like shit. Back on topic, It must be hard maintaining her abnormally long nipples because she can slip a nipple through a damn turtle neck. Seriously, her nipple starves for exposure.
Wow, Christina Aguilera really knows how to pick her best street hooker outfit for the American Music Awards Show performance over the weekend. I mean holy hell, she looks like a dirty whore. She also hasn’t lost all the pregnancy weight gain, not enough to wear such a whorey get-up at least. I’d still hit it and I know you would too. Don’t lie.
The ever so boobielicious Salma Hayek took her two lovely milk juggs to the CNN Heroes: An All-Star Tribute Event in a nice revealing blue dress showing a bit of some much needed side boob action. I love how Salma picks her gowns, she don’t wear em’ if they don’t show em’… if you know what I mean. I would sell my kidney on the black market for a chance to molest those fun bags. Seriously, I’d sell one of my organs to touch Salma’s boobs. What can I say, I have severe boobie issues.
Gossip Girls Blake Lively has nice full perky boobs and should stick to showing them off like this, if not just teeny bit more. Maybe next time wear a sheer see-throughish white dress pouring a glass of cold milk over your naughty boobs as you strut down the red carpet during an event.
Ya, that should make you even more famous and alot more attractive. If Blake takes my advice, she’d be the next Aubrey O’Day in know time. I guess that wouldn’t be very positive but could you imagine the awesome photos? Man, that would be the perfect post!
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