Good ol’ Britney Spears showed off her new thinner and more improved body for Rolling Stones magazine without that much photoshop involved. I think she looks pretty good compared to what she’s been looking like for the past 2 years. Like a flippin’ swamp monster straight out of a cheesy horror flick. If she keeps up whatever she’s been doing, she’ll be smokin’ hot sooner than you think. New masturbation material.
Grainy pictures of Lindsay Lohan making out with her boyfriend with a vagina Samantha Ronson at a nightclub serviced up on the internets and well, it’s not that shocking. She’s a lesbian claiming she’s not, making out with a chick that’s unsexy and resembles a 14 year old boy with A-cup tits. Not sexy. Lindsay and Sam need some serious advice from Lucy Pinder. Now that bitch can take awesome lesbian pictures.
Terminator babe Summer Glau dressed up for the 2008 GQ Man of the Year Awards Show showing off a bit of her cleavage but still in a way, disappoints. She’s got a cute little body on her and sometimes wears some awesome outfits on the Terminator series, why dress like a pregnant chick trying to cover up her baby bump? I would of loved to see her in some awesome latex dress showing every nook and cranny.
The Pussycat Whores slut up the red carpet for the American Music Awards with their herpes ridden vagina’s and short classy outfits. I don’t know about these chicks anymore, I’m sort of getting sick of looking at their caked on clown make-up and ‘risque’ outfits. They’re just a bunch of hookers who passed as singers and dancers. I’m talking so much shit because I’d totally give them the ol’ clam sandwich if I had the chance.
Today’s bikini babe pick is Miss Australia 2008 Laura Dundovic in Ralph magazine looking deliciously hot especially since it’s about 25 degrees outside and about 65 in my house because my gas furnace sucks balls. This chick has the perfect bikini body and I have to admit, I love me some brunettes. Blondes are so 1990.
Rihanna is definitely intriguing with her sense of style plus she’s totally hot in the face and body. Although I do believe she’s lost her mind with all the Mad Max get-up she wears, it’s a little too extreme at times. Like at the AMA’s, her nipples could pierce through your skull and that scares me.
Pop vintage star Katy Perry and her old fashion style graced the covers of FHM with her ruby red lips and nice wholesome cleavage. I totally dig the vintage look but those high wasted granny panties just don’t do it for me. At all. They suck. I like the low wasted barely there look. or no panties at all, I like that one the best.
Today’s sexy 2009 Calendar babe is: Motha Effing Jakki Degg’s insanely hot 2009 lingerie calendar. She’s got ‘eff me’ written all over her face with those smokey eyes and plump lips, kinda makes you want to smack your wife in the face for not being as hot as Jakki. Kinda brutal but it’s a fact.
I cannot believe I’m about to say this but holy shit Paris Hilton looks flippin’ bangin’. It’s most definitely because of my love and obsession for latex outfits. I’ve had a few beers and then to stumble upon these awesome pictures of Paris opening for the Pussycat Dolls Lounge in a skin tight latex dress makes me want to lick the monitor. She looks hot, her body looks flawless and I’ll regret this post later.
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