Happy Thanksgiving people, today is going to be a crazy food gorge you probably will regret tomorrow after you wake up from your turkey, mash potatoes and an immense amount alcohol you consumed with an additional 20lbs of jelly rolls stuck to your thighs. But it’s ok, it’s deliciously awesome.
Have a good one, and enjoy some sexy Imogen Bailey Maxim pictures instead of grandma’s hairy upper lip you wish you could rip off or avoid the ‘haven’t seen you since last year’ kiss.
I’ve come to the conclusion Heidi Klum will always be a hot milf, she can probably pop out 10 more kids and baby whale and still be bangable. Women like her and Angelina Jolie aren’t human anyway, they’re hot cyborgs from another planet possibly planning the apocalypse and the end of the human race. I’d still hit it.
Good ol’ Britney Spears showed off her new thinner and more improved body for Rolling Stones magazine without that much photoshop involved. I think she looks pretty good compared to what she’s been looking like for the past 2 years. Like a flippin’ swamp monster straight out of a cheesy horror flick. If she keeps up whatever she’s been doing, she’ll be smokin’ hot sooner than you think. New masturbation material.
Grainy pictures of Lindsay Lohan making out with her boyfriend with a vagina Samantha Ronson at a nightclub serviced up on the internets and well, it’s not that shocking. She’s a lesbian claiming she’s not, making out with a chick that’s unsexy and resembles a 14 year old boy with A-cup tits. Not sexy. Lindsay and Sam need some serious advice from Lucy Pinder. Now that bitch can take awesome lesbian pictures.
Terminator babe Summer Glau dressed up for the 2008 GQ Man of the Year Awards Show showing off a bit of her cleavage but still in a way, disappoints. She’s got a cute little body on her and sometimes wears some awesome outfits on the Terminator series, why dress like a pregnant chick trying to cover up her baby bump? I would of loved to see her in some awesome latex dress showing every nook and cranny.
The Pussycat Whores slut up the red carpet for the American Music Awards with their herpes ridden vagina’s and short classy outfits. I don’t know about these chicks anymore, I’m sort of getting sick of looking at their caked on clown make-up and ‘risque’ outfits. They’re just a bunch of hookers who passed as singers and dancers. I’m talking so much shit because I’d totally give them the ol’ clam sandwich if I had the chance.
Today’s bikini babe pick is Miss Australia 2008 Laura Dundovic in Ralph magazine looking deliciously hot especially since it’s about 25 degrees outside and about 65 in my house because my gas furnace sucks balls. This chick has the perfect bikini body and I have to admit, I love me some brunettes. Blondes are so 1990.
Rihanna is definitely intriguing with her sense of style plus she’s totally hot in the face and body. Although I do believe she’s lost her mind with all the Mad Max get-up she wears, it’s a little too extreme at times. Like at the AMA’s, her nipples could pierce through your skull and that scares me.
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