Heroes cutest star Hayden Panettiere appeared on the Ellen Degeneres Show yesterday when her friends backstage dared her to flash her panties, she did and at the same time disappointed many people across America.
Not only were the panties not panties but giant manly briefs, they were about 3 sizes too big so they went all the up her torso. Gay. On the plus side, she wore a cute low cut dress showing her barely legal cleavage.
Girls Aloud babe Cheryl Tweedy Cole and the other ones performed but all eyes were on Cheryl, just look at her awesome cleavage. Her boobs couldn’t be any more perfect. The only thing I would change from these pictures are her jeans, screw pants.
Why wear pants when God created short school girl skirts? She should of worn a skirt. A really short skirt. Without panties. What?! It’s Friday afternoon and there’s nothing wrong with a little female taco flash… and this is why I start drinking mid-day.
Olivia Munn does her best sexy Librarian, bunny, Chung Lee and an In and Out burger employee for a Complex magazines Halloween photo shoot. I’ve never seen a more perfect… everything? Not only was the Librarian sexier than the Nailin’ Paylin porn star but the Chung Lee costume was a perfect fit. I’m such a nerd, I don’t even care about the bunny, she hooked me with a Street Fighter character. I’m such a tool.
Supermodel and uber German MILF Heidi Klum was out dressed up as a sexy fairy in stiletto heels promoting her launch of Victoria Secrets Heidi Klum Very Sexy Make-up collection at The Grove in LA. I would buy that perfume even if it smelled like a rotting corpse, in fact if Heidi throws in a nipple flash I’d buy two and make my husband wear it. Yea, I’m a total lesbo in denial.
Back in the 90’s Alicia Silverstone was the hottest, sexiest piece of ass after that Aerosmith video she was in, well not anymore. Not only is she just not that babe I want to give the shocker too, she looks flippin’ goofy kinda like a chipmunk. She also had the nerve to ruin a perfectly good see through moment with pasties. No, that’s not a giant shiny nipple, it’s a damn sticker. That’s just rude.
Busty British babe Katie Price (Jordan) was seen leaving a London night club wasted drunk being led by security guards to her vehicle. That really doesn’t explain her insane hooker outfit with torn fishnet stockings and clutching the Eiffel Tower which may or may not be her purse but she’s drunk and dropping some serious cleavage.
Roller Girl, I mean Heather Graham was out promoting a book as it seems but I really paid no attention to anything else in these photos but her cleavage. Sadly, gravity isn’t being to kind to Heather but I don’t even care anymore. I love her boobs perky or droopy. Plus it doesn’t make a difference one way or the other when her breasts are resting in my mouth.
Mega hottie Marisa Miller posed for Complex magazine in an amazingly delicious photo shoot for us. Yes, I’m convinced she did it for us horny individuals who love beautiful women with a perfect exterior. Her man friend is putting up with her mind and soul, we on the other hand, are grateful for whatever she’s delivers in a bikini or lingerie.
It’s simple, we’re not asking for laundry or sandwiches after sex (although that would be so awesome) like her man probably does. So in a way, we are better than that guy. See my logic? That’s how I go to bed at night with a smile.
Gianne Albertoni is a hot Brazilian runway model who was scouted in her teens but who really cares about her bio, she’s flippin’ hot and her body was made for bikini’s or other revealing swimsuits. I really like the black swimsuit. Though it’s not very functional but keep in mind that any woman who slips into that swimsuit is pretty much guaranteeing us a major boob slip and that’s why I like it.
I saw a movie with Cameron Richardson last year that I’ll never forget, Open Water 2 one of the scariest stranded in the middle of the ocean shark (possibly true) movies since the first Open Water which was based on an actual event. In the movie she was a slutty girl friend of one of the main characters who gets freaky and practically shows her boobs throughout the entire movie. Until she dies.
She was in Maxim some years ago and now this very sexy photo shoot. After previewing all the photographs, it almost tells a story of a bored hooker waiting in a dingy Motel room before and after servicing a client. What do you think?
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