Sexy AnnaLynne McCord was photographed wearing a sparkly bra and a loin cloth at the Treasure Island Hotel who later on was seen performing with a group of homo looking dudes The Sirens of TI. Whatever the hell that is, who cares if hot chicks in bikinis are involved. Yes, I’m calling it a bikini.
Ever since I saw Monica Bellucci in a sexy tight PVC dress in The Matrix, I knew she was going to stick out in my mind forever. That’s before I realized I had a thing for crazy goth gear. Although she’s not wearing vinyl, Monica Bellucci wore a pretty hot dress for the L’Uomo Che Ama premiere in Rome a few days ago. I’d love to motor boat her middle aged breasts.
British babe Abigail Clancy takes “how to” whore tips from the Pussycat Dolls. Not only do they make her shake her ass like a $5.00 hooker, they squeeze her hot body in a skin tight pants, street walkin’ hooker boots and a bra. American whores teaching British whores on to be the maximum slut. Thank you.
I understand every now and then you want to escape from the stresses of the boring ass day job and get a little tipsy. Jodie Marsh takes that shit to the next level. She got totally wasted and belligerent, like hanging out of a car with a persons hand in her crotch.
Don’t even get me started on her lesbian haircut with the bleached letter “N” on the side of her head. What is that? Mad Max meets a horny dyke? It’s a bad look and Jodie might as well should of written “I’m on drugs right now”. Her Mother should of hugged her more as a child.
Another Girls Aloud babe is Cheryl Cole, she was photographed filming a Kit Kat commercial in a nice white cleavagey dress. That dress looks hot on her and it sort of gives you the illusion it’s see-through. It’s not, I’ve looked at it hundreds of times trying to catch a crotch flash. I’m a sad person.
Sexy supermodel Marisa Miller’s Remington Shortcut clippers commercial with Milwaukee Brewers’ Ryan Braun, no it’s not porn it’s actual clippers. The acting sucks ass, but at one point Marisa flashes her tight abs to score second base, in baseball terms.
Elizabeth Banks wore a nice cleavagey dress at the Gala screening of W. at the London Film Festival a couple days ago. She may not have much to look at but it is celebrity cleavage so I’ll take it, I’d much rather a full c-cup of natural boobs but it is better than a silicone hand full. I hate fake tits and that’s a fact. I may be contradicting myself because I have a bad weakness for boobs if it’s attached to a smokin’ hot chick.
Man, it seems like it has taken Jennifer Lopez centuries to look hot again and she still kinda looks alien-esk in these photos. Jennifer and her skeletal husband Marc Anthony attended the Fashion Group International’s 25th Annual Night of Star bullshit wearing a tight dress not showing enough cleavage in my opinion. Show them milky boobs like Christina Aguilera.
Tila Tequila was out on Las Vegas promoting the grand opening of Taco and Tequila, assuming she was hungry from whoring out all night. We all know the bi-sexual thing is all an act she does for attention and reality show ratings. She’s no bi chick, trust me I know a bi chicks when I see em’. Tila is a classic case of the attention whore syndrome, maybe just the whore part.
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Cheryl Burke In Her See Through Shirt
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