Just when I thought the Traci Bingham taking out the trash with her giant tits was bad enough, she’s at some sort of pumpkin patch wearing a crazy gown with her giant tits barely held up. Traci is the mother of all skanks, actually she’s competing with Shauna “hooker shoes” Sands for that title.
Anne Hathaway strips off her clothes for Vogue in an artsy fartsy black and white photo shoot looking quite the hottie. The trend of hot models/actresses “smoking is sexy” look will never die, although smoking will kill you, it still looks attractive in photo shoots like these with the dark red lipstick and the heavily shaded eyes close up and flawless. That shit is hot.
The My Name Is Earl babe Nadine Velazquez modeled her sexy body in Loaded magazine in some pretty hot positions. I’ve never actually watched that series although it has always peaked my interest but this chick may be a good reason for me to start watching it. This hot Latina babe looks awesome in lingerie, let’s hope she’ll do Playboy next.
Cindy Crawford has come a long way from breeding kids to being able to look hot again, she’s doing an awesome job. In fact, she’s doing such a great job at looking fine, I want to invite her to my party tonight. The party in my pants! Oh ROFL I’m such a damn loser but for real, if you want to experiment with a hot red head in her late 20’s that is a mom too, call me. Or we can schedule a play date for our kids. not.
I don’t care much for Maria Menounos, not even a little side boob would make her desirable but it is always nice to see some random boob anyway. She’s to much of a goodie two shoes type of celeb, she probably wears panties at all times so we’ll never see a poon flash upskirt from her. I’m not saying I’m into whores like Jodie Marsh, Paris Hilton or even a drunk Lindsay Lohan but a little nip slip here and there won’t hurt your career too much. Am I right?
UK babe Jennifer Ellison gives us a little peep show in the December issue of Loaded magazine. I don’t even care why the December issue of Loaded has been released but Jennifer’s sexy boobs in lingerie is what we needed on this chilly fall Tuesday. It’s Tuesday right? This chick is only famous for her body and thank god for that, we don’t need another Paris Hilton or Aubrey O’Day recording another shitty pop single. Stick to what you know best, sexy topless pictorials.
Bootylicious Jessica Biel was in Rome for the premiere of Easy Virtue in a nice tight silver dress showing off her assets. I forgot why I loved her so much, I mean she has a nice face but damn that booty is bangin’. Like absolutely awesome from every angle. Her hair is a mess, it looks like she barely wore any make-up and she still looks hotter than some photo shoots I’ve seen lately.
I had a tough time with this post, I wasn’t sure if Nicole Richie is hot enough to write about. I looked hard through these recent photos of her in a gown for the Carousel of Hope Ball she attended Saturday night and well all I can say is that her boobs are bigger. She still looks like a mutant but her body looks pretty bagnin’ to me.
The ever sexy Charlize Theron dropped some knowledge on W magazine about how she chooses her characters and a little side boob action in the photo shoot.
“More interesting stories come my way about what we consider real people than about glamorous, beautiful people. It really irks me that people think I choose these roles because if I’m not looking attractive, they will take me seriously. I’m sorry, but if I’m going to play a cop, I’m not going to be wearing eyeliner. I’m not going to wake up in a scene with lip gloss on, because that’s not how women wake up, not even the most beautiful women.”
So it’s true what the wise wizard said, there IS smart beautiful woman in the world! Not only stupid babes with a smokin’ hot body and face you want near your crotch area. Educated babes turns me on, there’s nothing hotter than a chick you can learn from and look good teaching it.
Traci Bingham’s big fake boobs take out the trash in the sluttiest outfit she could find. I don’t even know where this chick could go shopping for clothes that fit her giant melons. I mean, is there a store out in Hollywoodland or where ever this slut lives, who make tops just for big tittied whores I don’t know about? In other news, I spy big choco nipples.
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