Ciara stripped off her clothes and posed for Vibe magazine just as her third album Fantasy Ride drops. Coincidence? I think not, I guess she’s rolling with the concept “sex sells”. It’s not working for me, although it may work for many others, it just won’t work for me folks. I’d probably rather listen to forks scratching a plate than hip hop or R&B. Sorry, it just isn’t my thing. That being said, look at that ass.
Scary Spice from the all annoying British female group Spice Girls is the new face for Ultimo lingerie. Considering she got knocked up by Eddie Murphy after denied the baby was his, had a paternity test and found out the baby girl was his and still didn’t care, Mel B looks great.
I truly think she has a beautiful face and who doesn’t like a chick with rock hard abs but this photo shoot makes her look a bit odd. Is it me or does she look fake and stiffer than a robot? Bah, what the hell do I know, plus she’s in her damn panties who cares what she looks like.
Carmen Electra aka woman of my dreams since 1996 was promoting the disaster movie Disaster Movie in Italy in various poses and sitting on a choo-choo. I don’t understand why she sat on a choo-choo but she looked hot doing it. I thought this movie already bombed at the box office? Well maybe not in Italy… yet.
Honestly, do I really need a reason to update Izabel Goulart photos? Indeed she’s not posing for a photo shoot or in a lingerie spread wearing lace panties topless but look at the facts, she’s hot. Even if she’s just walking the runway in some sort of butterfly bag as a dress, she looks hot with her mile long legs.
Flawless Marisa Miller’s ass sits on a Harley Davidson for the new motorcycle ad and she looks smoking hot. Marisa can sell me rotting corpses and I’ll probably buy two, just as long as she’s wearing skin tight leather hooker boots and a skirt. If she really wants me to take the wrap for a double homicide, she better be topless and rubbing ice cubes down her perfect belly.
Lindsay Lohan’s ginormous natural boobs went out shopping in Hollywood without a bra and with a see-through tank top. Her nipples aren’t dark, they are perfect. Although she’s a terrible singer and actress, she’s awesome to look at with her beautiful face, long flowing hair and her lack of undergarments. Her boobs are perfect, they’re big natural perky breasts and it’s hard to find good quality melons now-a-days. So I want to take this time to thank Lindsay’s boobs for not conforming to society by wearing bras. Thank you.
Today’s pick for the sexy 2009 calendar is : Hooter swimsuit models. Wow, It’s sad to say their choice of hot chick for the 2009 Hooters calendar is pretty damn bad or in other words butterface and thank goodness for photoshop. None the less, they’ve got boobies so I can see past their fugly faces.
What’s better than an Adriana Lima swimsuit photo shoot? A sexy topless, lingerie black and white photo shoot for an artsy fartsy spread but who cares about art when Adriana is topless. Not even a limited supply of cold beer and a lifetime of free Swedish massages from the finest babes is better than nude Adriana. Well unless the Swedish massages come with a “happy ending” each time, then of course I’ll pick that. Sorry Adriana, I’m only human.
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