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Dita Von Teese Burlesque Goddess

Wednesday, September 17th, 2008 | No Comments

Dita Von Teese is the definition of sexy with her vintage style and seductive burlesque act. I have to admit, I’m attracted to mysterious women who wear vinyl leather corsets and blood red lipstick. Dita is the only woman that has “Tickle Party Volume 2″ and “Naked and Helpless” films on IMDB and can still be taken seriously. Although “Naked and Helpless” sounds like fun, she is the new face for Wonderbra lingerie and just released a sexy new ad The Science of Sexy by Dita Von Teese. I’ll take two please!

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Holly Madison is a hot retard

Wednesday, September 17th, 2008 | 1 Comment

One of the hotter girlfriends (Kendra is probably the hottest) to the Playboy crypt keeper, Holly Madison thought it would be a wise idea to hang on a bar and swing around like a dumb ass. Unfortunately for her, but fortunately for us she wasn’t wearing panties. Although I cannot preview her beaver, I can describe it to you. She shaves, but you can tell she’s not a natural bleached blonde. Uncensored version here.

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Sophie Monk Rides Bike the Right Way

Wednesday, September 17th, 2008 | No Comments

Bikini bike riding should be a law in Hollywood and only Hollywood. I can’t imagine the fatties in Mississippi, which won the largest obesity state for the 3rd time, squeezing their flubber into a garbage bag, let alone a bikini. Leave the skimpy bike riding to Sophie Monk and her perfect body. All we need is a slow motion video of her peddling away while her perky breasts are jiggling along for the ride. Yup, I need to move to Hollywood. Actually maybe not move there but kinda be that creepy photographer that sneaks onto famous peoples property pretending to be “Jose the gardeners niece” just to get “skinny dipping Thursdays” pictures. What? Don’t all celebs have a “skinny dipping Thursday” parties?

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Danielle Lloyd’s sexy eco-friendly boobs

Wednesday, September 17th, 2008 | No Comments

Eco-sexy Danielle Lloyd is uber hot in the new Zoo magazine photo shoot wearing pretty much nothing yet able to cover her bits and pieces. This is the type of photo you end up staring at hoping a nice cool breeze will blow off that stupid leaf to expose at least half a nipple. Then back to reality, you do not have the force nor does it exist. All we need now is for Angelina Jolie and other hot celebrities to strip off their clothes for the environment. Come on Jessica Alba, it’s for a good cause. Don’t you care for the trees and the fluffy bunnies?

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CNN gets kinky

Wednesday, September 17th, 2008 | No Comments

Hot Katherine McPhee cleavage (TheGrumpiest)
Drunk Christina Aguilera caught grinds random dude (X17)
Aubrey O’Day and her fake tits (DrunkenStepfather)
Danielle Lloyd’s busty orange cleavage (DirtyNipSlips)
Top 10 Child Actresses who became Hotties (Unibrow)
Abi Titmuss tits in Loaded (CelebPunani)
Adriana Lima upskirt on TV (TaxiDriverMovie)
Guess who are the two sexiest women alive? (MrSkin)
Mary Louise Parker from Weeds in naked (Egotastic)
Now this is a cougar (Dlisted)
Shauna Sands dresses like a stripper (DirtyRottenWhore)

Miss Italia cries in her sexy bikini

Wednesday, September 17th, 2008 | No Comments

23 year old Miriam Leone is Miss Italia 2008. She’s a butter face. Although she’s got the face of a mule, bitch got a hot sexy bikini body and wept as the crown and sash was bestowed upon her 87lb frame. Call me fucked up but I find myself quite excited when a super thin, hot bikini model breaks down and cries in front of a televised pageant show with an audience of hundreds and millions sitting on their couch eating double stuffed Oreos grinding their teeth in jealousy. You can’t tell me that shit ain’t hot because it is.

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Pussycat Dolls In The Blender

Wednesday, September 17th, 2008 | No Comments

Hollywood’s hottest singer/dancers are showing a different side of themselves with a racy underwear pictorial in Blender Magazine!

Dania Ramirez sexy Latina cleavage

Tuesday, September 16th, 2008 | No Comments

Sexy Heroes babe Dania Ramirez wears the most appropriate outfit for the OK! Magazine and Gen Art party last week. While Hollywood is too busy getting political and urging stoners to vote, we have Dania showing her sexy mocha breasts. She is one of the many reasons I watch Heroes, not only because I’m a sucker for superpower villainous killing machines who crave chaos and destruction and for Italian heart throb Milo Ventimiglia. I’m not gay, I’m simply an open minded woman. Yes, I have a vagina and she has needs too.

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Tila Tequila gets Inked

Tuesday, September 16th, 2008 | No Comments

Rodent-like Tila Tequila with her big fake cleavage shows off her regrettable tattoos in Inked magazine. They must have been desperate to pick Tila as their cover model because her tattoos are dumb and she kinda resembles a squirrel. I’m not trying to be mean, or as the wiggers say “hatin” but take a good look at her, she’s a damn squirrel.

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Christina Aguilera’s big milky boobs

Tuesday, September 16th, 2008 | No Comments

Christina Aguilera has always been about bleach blonde hair and so much make-up she puts Bozo the Clown to shame but there’s something different and I wish I can put my hand on it… hmm. Although I usually do not find lactating women attractive, I must say Christina’s breasts busting out of her dress at the 2008 MTV VMA’s is pretty damn sexy. She’s like a cross between a transvestite and a raggedy pornstar addicted to liquid liner. For some odd reason, I like it.

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