Nicole Scherzinger wore my favorite dress to the Vodafone Awards in London and it fit her just right. She’s got the curves, even though her face looks like a mule in some shots but damn that body rocks. Luckily the hottest hoe from the Pussycat Dolls wore that dress because the other mutants would of ruined a good quality picture moment and I would of been pissed.
Bootylicious white girl and Ice T’s bangin’ (literally) wife Coco launched her own magazine brilliantly titled Coco. The magazine is about her ass, her boobs, her body… did I mention her giant round ass and boobs? I never understood a black mans obsession with big asses but I guess it looks hot when you’re Donkey Punching a bitch. I’ll never know, I’ve seemed to misplaced my penis. Although I guess I can just call up Lindsay Lohan’s boyfriend Samantha for her strap on but it’s not the same. I’ll DP Lohan any day!
Turkish R&B singer Hadise doesn’t “do” a maximum Turkey, she posed for a boobalicious photo spread in Maxim magazine. She’s not famous here in my America but apparently she has a hit single called “Milk Chocolate Girl” and just that title alone opens a perverted gateway in my brain. Use your imagination folks… it’s limitless.
There’s just something about Megan Fox that makes her so desirable, I mean just looking at her makes me want to leave my husband and become a raging lesbian. Megan strut her stuff on the red carpet for the premiere of Eagle Eye wearing a tight black dress and if you notice, her face looks sexy in every single photograph. I wouldn’t even be surprised if her pooping face looks hot. No wonder that 90210 douche Brian Austin Green is trying so hard to marry her, the bitch could have any man, woman, or midget on this planet.
This is one sexy Czech babe Laura Karnyaczki wearing the smallest bikini I’ve ever seen. All we needed to complete this photo shoot is a quick dive in the water so her white bikini can show us a nipple or two perhaps even her meat wallet. That would be an added boner bonus. To bad I don’t read Slavic or Polish because that magazine can be telling us she’s into Oculolinctus with small animals but I probably wouldn’t even care because she’s so damn hot.
I don’t know who watches Big Brother UK but that show brings in all the hotties from the streets of London. I’ve never seen an ugly fat chick spawn from that reality show. Sara Folino is from Big Brother 9, although she has no real talent other that looking hot in this months issue of Nuts magazine, I found an awesome video of her making out with another chick while two creepy guys are staring two feet away giggling like school girls.
Victoria Secrets 2008 Winter catalog is out and Adriana Lima makes granny panties and dumb over sized sweaters only your frumpy Aunt Mulva would purchase look desirable. Adriana is so hot she can make any stay at home Mom crave for useless high wasted pants from the early nineties seem like a great idea to spend $102.00 from her husbands 401K. Because you know Victoria Secrets supremely overpriced for the frocks they sell. Lingerie that makes your girlfriends A cup fill in like a C cup with actual cleavage, worth every penny.
Aubery O’Day from the girl group Danity Cane, P’Diddy’s Making the Band 3 reality show winner graces the cover of Complex magazine with licking up a stripper pole dressed like.. well, a stripper. Aubrey’s Complex interview stays classy as they talk about her friendship with Jenna Jameson, period sex and her porn fetish.
Aubrey on period sex: Yeah. There was some new guy I was dating, and it was the first time we were going to go there, and he was weird about it. So I ask Jenna [Jameson] for advice and she’s like, “Honey, it’s just a little war paint, who cares?”….and her fetish
Aubrey: I usually watch black guys doing white girls, that’s my little fetish, even though in real life race isn’t a factor for me. Really, I’m more turned on by watching the girls than the guys. I love someone who looks like they’re really into sex.
Little fetish? No pun intended! That’s either the hottest thing a smoking hot chick can say, or the most repulsive. I dig a chick with a sexual appetite for raunchy interracial porn. (Read the rest of the article here)
I like boobs, I like Rosario Dawson’s big natural boobs smashed together in a tight green dress at the premiere of Eagle Eye. She knows me so well, my favorite color is green and my favorite body parts are boobs. Thank you Rosario, you are too kind. If you look carefully you can see her nipples are trying oh-so-hard to poke through. All we need is a quick bounce then Blammo! We welcome the nip slip…
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