Gottex Spring-Summer 2009 Fashion Show is a nice way to start off your bar hopping plans tonight in hopes to score with a chick similar or equal to these hotties in bikinis on the runway. I say, good luck man. Grab your sack of Xanax’s and a sixer of Zima, you’re going to need them.
I think Megan Fox stalking me through the internets, I can’t seem to go anywhere without seeing her hot sexy face staring me down like she wants lesbian sex. Come on Megan , you know I’m taken! But FYI, I’ll be home all by my lonesome mid-day tomorrow if you want to pass by… gots me some vinyl stalkings and a bucket of ping pong balls. Oh, that’s just a small fetish of mine.
I have to confess, I kinda dig Lindsay Lohan even though she’s a total gutter slut and may or may not have herpes. Her new photo spread in Marie Claire magazine is pretty much flawless. I can’t say that I’ve ever seen a bad photo, professional or not of fire crotch Lindsay Blowhand. Even her damn mug shot was hot. Bitch! I love you.
Erin Wasson showed up at the Teen Vogue event dressed in a see through lacy dress only Barbie and maybe another Ethiopian model could pull off and look hot. She does indeed look really hot but perhaps her choice of wearing it to any event titled “Teen” is kind of a no-no. She’s smart too, in an interview with Nylon she sparked up controversy by saying:
”The people with the best style for me are the people that are the poorest. Like, when I go down to Venice beach and I see the homeless, like, I’m like, ‘Oh my God, they’re pulling out, like, crazy looks and they, like, pulled shit out of like garbage cans.’”
She sounds like a damn genius! You can totally play a drinking game for the many time she says the word “like”, take a shot. You’ll get blitz out of your mind by the end of that sentence let alone the entire article.
Fact: Jessica Simpson is annoying and has indeed gained some cottage cheese in her ass recently but it appears that she can handle a huge, thick, hard… mic in her mouth. And to me, that shit is hot. Jessica made the cross over from shitty Pop music to shitty Country music and somehow managed to top the charts. Damn rednecks fooled again by big beautiful boobs.
Vanessa Hudgens isn’t my type of girl but you know I’m a sucker for vinyl leather skin tightness on hot bodies. This bitch can’t sing for shit but the fact that we’ve seen her naked teen body on the internets gives us that glimmer of hope she’ll do it all over again. Teens are dumb like that…. and thank god for dumb teens. We wouldn’t have sluts, porn stars or Miley Cyrus to gock at if teens were smart. No worries, Miley will go down the same path as Vanessa… just be patient, she’ll be 18 in 2 years. Before you know it, I’ll be updating private nude photos of Miley or even a sex tape.
Holly Branson is a really cute girl with terrible taste in early 90′s neon but her Daddy kagillionaire Virgin mogul Sir Richard Branson makes her worthy of a meandisis post. That makes her even more attractive and probably the only reason I’m even sharing pictures of her with you fine folks. That and her nice cleavage of course.
Get this, she’s a freakin’ doctor in London who received her med school degree in pediatrics. WTF? I need to move to London and track this bitch down. Anyone know where I can get some chloroform?
Meg Mila Kunis gives us a nice cleavage shot on set of her new film Extract and by the judge of her boobs, I think it’s going to be a spectacular movie. This is the time when you think, “Damn it, I wish she was more like Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan” because you have no doubt in your mind when you Google those skanks, you’ll see their boobs and vagina up skirts. Not Mila…. and that’s a damn shame.
Who agrees we should start a petition to pan celebrities from wearing panties? ::raises hand::
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